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Pakistanis On The Sun |
3 scientists happen to meet each other by
chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani.They boast
their country's science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st
ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to goto moon, The
Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun! Both the
american and russian start laughing, and say to the pakistani, you stupid
the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun. The
Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We
will go there at night!!!!
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Heaven |
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One person knocked the door of heaven, from
inside a voice came, That are u married. The person replied "YES". the
person let him in and said " You already got the punishment. After few
minutes another person came running in and knocked the door, agian the voice
came that are u married. He replied " YES , not once twice". In Reply the
voice came " Please go away itz heaven not a mental hospital |
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3 Presidents |
3 presidents (vajpai, musharraf
and bush)where travelling in a plane and suddenly a ghost enters the plane
and tells them that he will eat them all.They all get scared,president
Bush says ok but on one condition,that if you get what ever i throw out of
the plane.the ghost agrees then president bush throws his mobile the ghost
gets it and eats him then vajpai throw his watch and the ghost gets that
aswell and eats him too.But now its Mr.Musharraf's turn he farts and tell
the ghost to go and get it.the ghost trys his level best to get it but
fails and Mr.Mussaraf is now safe.
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A Stranger On Train |
A scientist gets on a train to go
to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the
scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1
dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10
dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10
seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and
hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it
pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to
the farmer.
"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10
seconds to get back down?" The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into
his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don't know."
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A DIPLOMATIC KISS!!!! |
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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen
Musharraf
are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his
face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic
and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking:
"These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Aishwarya is thinking:
"Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got
slapped."
Vajpayee is thinking:
"Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have
thought it was me and slapped my face. "
Musharraf is thinking:
"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another
kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again."
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Mobile & Women |
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A mobile is
like a woman. . . . talk's non stop, cost a fortune, disturbs you when you
are busy, and when you need them urgently, they have no service.
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Germs |
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Teacher:
What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. |
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Clever |
Teacher : Which is more
important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the day time when we don't need it. |
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