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RENO: We're about ready to get some answers here, folks. Why did Late Nite allow the DRWF to buy this company? Why did he accept the position as President of the DRWF? COACH: I'm just as clueless as you and everyone else here in this building. Mr. Late Nite: Hello! How is everyone? I've been smiling ever since 5 'o clock Sunday night. I'm here to answer some questions that you all may have about some things. Now, let me start by telling those who haven't heard, that the DRWF has purchased the SCW! Mr. Late Nite: Quiet down. I'm trying to speak. Now, Big Willie-Isms and I had a talk last weekend and we both decided that this was the best possible move for both companies. I am still part Owner of SCW, however I have picked up another title as well - President of the Death Row Wrestling Federation! Mr. Late Nite: Shut up! Big Willie-Isms and I now have control over the sports entertainment market. Many of you are maybe wondering, what about Trey Hamlyn? Doesn't he own part of SCW too? Mr. Late Nite: Trey! If you're listening right now, you better keep yourself backstage the rest of the night and not even step foot in this ring or on that stage! Hamlyn is nothing more than my shadow. Everywhere I go, he went. I could hardly even think straight, because he was always there bugging the crap out of me! Things have changed now Trey and you are no longer welcome in SCW! I don't have the power to fire you, so I'll just make your life a living, breathing HELL! Mr. Late Nite: Another person that I'd like to mention right now is our President, Matt Fisher. Fisher, you and go way back and that's why I hired you. I've said the same thing to Trey and I'll say the same to you. Mind your own business! Stay in the office, do your paperwork, and don't even think about looking at me, talking to me, or even think about me! I've always disliked Hamlyn, but I used to appreciate your existance. Not anymore. Fisher you haven't done anything for this company. It's all been about one person and that's ME! I made SCW, I ran SCW, and I sold SCW! There is nothing you, the fans, or anyone can do about it! Mr. Late Nite: What is this about?! I told you not to come near me! President Fisher: I've heard enough of this. This whole situation has made me physically ill. I cannot believe you would take the company that you and I dreamed of and sell it out from underneath me. This doesn't make any sense whatsoever. You've committed a great sin here, Late Nite. So help me, I'll make you sorry for ever doing this to me and these great fans in Albany and the great fans watching around the world! Mr. Late Nite: Spare me your useless dribble, Fisher. You won't make me sorry for anything. I'm a great business man and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and listen to you run your ignorant little mouth! President Fisher: Why don't you come over here and shut it for me? I've been dying to kick your ass! Ryda: HELLO ALBANY! Ryda: It seems I made it just in time. Late Nite and Fish were just about to tear each other limb from limb. I know what you're all thinking - Where have I been? Let's just say I took a very long and well deserved vacation from wrestling. However, I'm back and on Sunday I made A-Poc cry like the little girl that he is. I've come here to SCW for one reason and one reason only. Ryda: A friend of mine called me up after I found out the DRWF had bought SCW. That friend told me that great things were ahead of me, here in SCW. The one thing I kept thinking about throughout our conversation was the SCW World Heavyweight Championship! Now, I'd like to show my respect for everyone here in SCW, by saying that I have come here with good intentions. RENO: THEY SHOOK HANDS! THIS IS GREAT! THIS IS...HEY NO! NO! RYDA HOOKS FISHER AND ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! NOOO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! Mr. Late Nite: Fisher! Take this as your notice to get the HELL out of here! I called Ryda into SCW to kick some ass, it just so happened to of been yours! COACH: ZODIAC RUNS AFTER LATE NITE AND RYDA! THEY BAIL OUT AND HEAD FOR HIGH GROUND! ZODIAC LOOKS PISSED! LATE NITE AND RYDA POINT THEIR FINGERS AT ZODIAC, THREATENING HIM! THIS IS AMAZING! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT JUST TOOK PLACE! RENO: ZODIAC KNEELS DOWN AND CHECKS ON PRESIDENT FISHER! IS HE OK? HE CALLS FOR SOME MEDICAL HELP! GET FISHER SOME DAMN HELP!
Kung Fu Lee: !@$%&!@#$$% Matt Budai: Sure man, if that's what you want. I'm not going to go easy on ya though.
Seth Calvert: You alright man? Honestly man, I did not see that coming. I thought Ryda was retired. He's been gone for quite some time. Jesus, I'm sorry. President Fisher: Late Nite is such a rat! That sonuvab*tch had this planned all along. The purchase, his Presidency in the DRWF, and even this little attack on ME! I'll get even with him, mark my words. He can't do this to me. I've worked too hard to be threatened into retirement or into an office by some blowheart. Seth Calvert: Hey, calm down man. Getting upset about this isn't going to help. I'm sure that's exactly what Late Nite and Isms want you to do. They can't easily take over if you show some resistance, but you have to have a clear head about this. You can't come out swinging. Be smart. President Fisher: I guess you're right. I have to come up with some kind of gameplan. I won't just go away and let Late Nite take total control. I'm going to fight him, but I need to come up with a plan.
RENO: Um, it seems we're ready for our opening match, putting Kung Fu Lee against trainer, Matt Budai. We just saw Lee challenge Budai moments ago.
COACH: I'm not sure what to expect from this one. All I have to say is Budai better watch what he's doing. If Budai makes one mistake, Lee is going to smack him with that Knockout Kick to the face. It's lights out after that. Vivian Vixxen: Ladies and gentlemen! The opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, fighting out of Tokyo, Japan...weighing in at 222 lbs...KUNG FU LEE! RENO: Lee is certainly very friendly, unlike his mentor, Mr. Late Nite. Lee is looking to pick up his first win in his first match in SCW. COACH: KFL exercises with the ropes. My pick in this match is that man right there - Kung Fu Lee. Budai cannot compare to Lee's ferocious ring nature. He's nice on the outside, but when he's in the ring - he's deadly. Vivian Vixxen: And his opponent...hailing from Cincinnatti, Ohio...weighing in at 267 lbs...MATT BUDAI! RENO: Budai looks focused on winning this match, as he stares into the face of Lee. RENO: Lee and Budai circle each other and are about ready to lock up. This match was not booked on the card, but is more of an added treat for the fans here in Albany. I can't wait for this to get started. COACH: Budai and Lee tie up. Matt muscles Lee against the ropes and the referee breaks them up. RENO: Kung Fu and Matt circle each other for the second time. Lee dives for his right leg, but Matt moves! Budai stands back and Lee gets to his feet again. They lock up once more and Budai hammers Lee in the chest with a right hand! COACH: Budai clamps on a top wristlock, applying pressure to the shoulder area of the Japanese superstar. Lee is being taught by the trainer at the moment. RENO: Lee clutches his shoulder in pain and...executes a front roll...jumps on to the second rope and off again...WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND BUDAI'S HEAD AND HURRICANRANA! COACH: Matt Budai's skull was just driven straight to the mat with that awesome hurricanrana. Lee seems a bit excited now and he goes off the ropes and...SOMERSAULTS ON TO THE BODY OF BUDAI! RENO: Kung Fu went for the cover, but Budai powers him off. Lee gets up and Budai is back up too. Budai charges and...SPINS LEE INSIDE OUT WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE! LEE WAS ALMOST KILLED WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE! COACH: Budai decides not to go for the cover and instead picks him up back to his feet. The trainer shoves him into the ropes, Lee comes off and BUDAI GORILLA PRESSES LEE INTO THE AIR! UP AND DOWN! WHAT STRENGTH! RENO: MATT PRESSES HIM INTO THE AIR AGAIN AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! OUCH! LEE BOUNCED OFF THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! COACH: Budai has him up again and...SITOUT CHOKESLAM! Referee: 1...KICKOUT! RENO: Lee kicks out at one. Great move by Budai, but he couldn't put him away with it. He pulls him up again. Budai grabs the back of Lee's pants, shoves him forward, he comes back and FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AND AGAIN! COACH: Budai sinches him and he's going to GERMAN...NO! LEE MEETS BUDAI'S FACE WITH A STIFF EBLOW! LEE BREAKS IT AND STANDS FACING BUDAI...OOOH! HE JUST KICKED BUDAI IN THE JAW! BUDAI IS ON ONE KNEE! RENO: KFL measures him...he's going for it...Lee fires...NO! BUDAI CATCHES LEE'S FOOT, PICKS HIM UP...MODIFIED POWERBOMB! Referee: 1...2...KICKOUT! COACH: Nice counter by Budai. The big man now sets him up in the corner and goes to the top rope. COULD HE!? HE IS! HE'S GOING FOR A....BUDAI MISSES WITH THE MOONSAULT! LEE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! RENO: Lee springs back up to his feet and...STANDING MOONSAULT! Referee: 1...KICKOUT! COACH: Kung Fu got a one count on Budai with that moonsault. He goes into a corner and waits for Budai to get up. What does he have in mind? RENO: Budai is slowly getting up to his feet and...LEE RUNS...OH MY GOD! IN ONE MOTION, BUDAI HIP TOSSES KUNG FU LEE OUT OF THE RING! LEE JUST FLEW OUT OF THE RING AND LANDED HARD ON THAT COLD FLOOR! COACH: THESE FANS ARE GOING NUTS AND I DON'T BLAME THEM! THAT MOVE WAS AWESOME! RENO: HEY! THAT'S...THAT'S...J-SIN KNIGHT! J-SIN FLIES INTO THE RING WITH A CHAIR AND...CRACKS IT OVER THE HEAD OF BUDAI! THE REFEREE HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL! HE'S SEEN ENOUGH! COACH: J-SIN SMASHES THAT CHAIR AGAINST THE SKULL OF BUDAI AGAIN! HE THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN, PICKS BUDAI UP...ATOP MOUNT OLYMPUS ON TO THE CHAIR! INCREDIBLE! RENO: Kung Fu Lee is getting up and crawls in the ring. He gets up and FLIES AT J-SIN! J-SIN CATCHES HIM BY THE THROAT AND PICKS HIM UP...CHOKESLAM! COACH: HE GRABS THE CHAIR AND DRIVES IT INTO THE NECK OF LEE, CHOKING HIM! RENO: THE BELL KEEPS RINGING, BUT I DON'T THINK J-SIN CARES AT THIS POINT! SOMEONE HELP THESE TWO! COACH: J-Sin pulls Lee up and...SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN ON TO THE SKULL OF LEE! HE'S BLEEDING PROFUSELY, JUST LIKE BUDAI! J-SIN DROPS THE CHAIR ON BUDAI'S BODY! HE PICKS LEE UP...ATOP MOUNT OLYMPUS ON LEE TO THE BODY OF MATT BUDAI! RENO: HERE COMES SOME HELP! WOLF IS ON HIS WAY TO THE RING AND J-SIN SEES HIM! HE WAITS FOR HIM TO RUN INTO THE RING AND...HEY! HE BAILS OUT! WOLF IS CURSING AT J-SIN AS HE RUNS BACKSTAGE! WHAT A COWARD! COACH: WOLF TENDS TO HIS YOUNGER BROTHER AND KUNG FU LEE, WHO WERE VICIOUSLY ASSAULTED BY THE GREAT J-SIN KNIGHT! RENO: THAT WAS HORRIBLE! WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN TONIGHT!?
Keona Kelly: X-Dog. Can I have a word with you? X-Dog: Whatever you want, honey. Keona Kelly: Um...what are your thoughts on the purchase of SCW by Big Willie-Isms and the DRWF and what are your thoughts on Ryda coming to... X-Dog: Wait a minute...who? Keona Kelly: Ryda. He's come to SCW and has apparently joined forces with Mr. Late Nite. He attacked President Fisher earlier this evening. X-Dog: You know, I never did like Fisher. He deserves what he got. As far Ryda, that boy has got to have some ring rust. I wonder what a dinosaur like him is doing in MY ring? If I were Ryda, I'd stop putting so much gel in my hair, stop buying shirts that are too small for me, and start training again. If that punk ever stepped into the ring with the FUTURE SCW world champion, I'd annihilate him! Keona Kelly: Is that a challenge? X-Dog: Take it however you'd like. All I'm saying is that boy doesn't stand a chance here in SCW, as long as I'm around. Oh, and that fat bastard, Zodiac, better have his ass in gear, because tonight I'm taking what's mine and that's the SCW World Heavyweight Championship! Now, Keona, here's my room number. I'll be at the Holiday Inn. Come see me after the show.
Laura Wilson: Stupid cat. Painter: I'm sorry ma'am. Don't mind me. Amy Masters: Well, well, well...look who it is. Came to get your ass kicked a little early, huh tramp? Laura Wilson: I don't think so. Amy Masters: HEY B*TCH! TONIGHT I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!
RENO: Up next we've got Glacier challenging for the SCW Hardcore Championship against our champion - Simon Belmont. These two men have a deep rooted hatred for one another and who knows what we'll see here tonight.
COACH: I don't think Glacier has anything on Belmont, Reno. Nobody does. Nobody is better than Simon Belmont when he's in that ring. I think he's the most underated wrestler in SCW, maybe the world. RENO: That could be. Right now, let's go to Vivian for the introductions. Vivian Vixxen: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for...THE SCW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first...hailing from London, England...weighing in at 220 lbs...THE SCW HARDCORE CHAMPION....SIMON BELMONT! COACH: WHOA! The referee runs out of the ring and this match has started a little early. RENO: Glacier with the sneak attack on Belmont. GLACIER CONTINUES TO SLAM THAT CANE ACROSS THE BACKSIDE OF BELMONT! COACH: Simon is crawling on the floor, heading back up to the stage. Glacier is right behind him. RENO: The referee takes the hardcore championship off the ground and calls the action on the stage. Belmont returns to his feet...GLACIER SWINGS THE CANE! HE MISSES! BELMONT CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! COACH: WOW! WHAT A KICK BY BELMONT! The champion floors Glacier with a stiff kick. RENO: Belmont comes over to Glacier and picks him up. He's shouting in the face of Glacier and SLAPS HIM! SIMON SLAPPED GLACIER ACROSS THE FACE! Simon takes Glacier, sinches him up for a suplex and...YOUCH! BELMONT EXECUTED A SNAP SUPLEX TO PERFECTION ON THAT STEEL RAMP! COACH: These fans are showing their stupidity by booing our great champion in his kicking of Glacier's ice cold ass. RENO: Glacier gets back up and Belmont is waiting...waiting...he turns around and...BELMONT MISSES THE CLOTHESLINE! GLACIER SWEEPS HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! COACH: The challenger hits a lucky move on the champion. Let's see what else he's got. RENO: The iceman pulls Belmont up to his feet. Glacier locks in a front facelock and EXECUTES A PICTURE PERFECT DDT! HE DROVE BELMONT'S SKULL TRHOUGH THE STEEL STAGE! Referee: 1...2...KICKOUT! COACH: OH MY GOD THAT WAS TOO CLOSE! RENO: Glacier almost scores a pinfall on Belmont, almost securing the hardcore title. COACH: He's arguing with the referee, as Simon sneaks away with a gash on his head. Glacier turns around and spots Belmont on the ground. What's he holding? RENO: Glacier walks over to Belmont and...SIMON NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A WRENCH! GLACIER FALLS TO ONE KNEE! Belmont gets up and...SLAMS THE WRENCH DOWN OVER THE HEAD OF GLACIER! COACH: Belmont shakes off the effects of that DDT earlier and throws down the wrench. He goes grabs his hardcore title from the referee and goes backstage. RENO: The referee just told Glacier where Belmont went. He's up and ready to go after him. COACH: Glacier runs backstage and where is he? Where is Belmont? RENO: He can't find him! For all we know, Belmont could of taken that title and left Albany. COACH: He's clueless. He isn't going to win that title, not tonight. Maybe some other night, but... RENO: THERE HE IS! BELMONT IS DRIVING A GOLF CART! HE'S DRIVING IT STRAIGHT AT GLACIER! HE...OOH HE JUST SMACKED GLACIER WITH THAT CART! COACH: SIMON DAMN NEAR KILLED GLACIER! RENO: SIMON IS JUST SITTING IN THAT CART LAUGHING AT GLACIER! COACH: Belmont gets out of the cart and comes over towards the bent body of Glacier. He shoves the referee and goes for the cover! Referee: 1...2...th...KICKOUT! RENO: YES! HE KICKS OUT! AFTER THAT VICIOUS ASSAULT, HE KICKED OUT! COACH: WHAT!? RENO: HE KICKED OUT, COACH! COACH: Belmont, pissed off, scoops up Glacier and shoves him against that wall. Simon spits in his face and...OWW! GLACIER JUST PUT HIS KNEE INTO THE GROIN OF BELMONT! RENO: YES! THERE WE GO! GLACIER, HOLDS HIS RIBS, AND MOVES AWAY FROM BELMONT, AS HE LAYS ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! COACH: Glacier has to come up with some kind of gameplan to take that title away from Belmont. His frail mind won't be able to come up with anything, I'm sure. He rode the short bus all the way here to the Pepsi Arena. RENO: Simon gets up and now he has to find Glacier. He passes the golf cart he used to run the challenger down and... COACH: Glacier has a chair and HE SWINGS AT BELMONT! HE MISSES THE CHAIRSHOT! BELMONT GRABS GLACIER IN A BEARHUG...BELLY-TO-BELLY? NO! GLACIER CHOPS HIM IN THE NECK! BREAKS THE HOLD... RENO: GLACIER TRIES TO PUT A FIST INTO SIMON'S FACE, BUT BELMONT SWERVES IT! HE TAKES GLACIER THROWS HIM AGAINST THE BOLT 45 VENDING MACHINE AND...OH MY GOD! HE JUST SPEARED GLACIER INTO THE MACHINE! HE STANDS BACK AND...AND...THE MACHINE HAS FALLEN ON TOP OF HIM! COACH: BELMONT JUMPS ON TOP OF IT AND THE REFEREE COUNTS...TWO...THREE! RENO: THE WINNER IS SIMON BELMONT! WHAT A HARD HITTING MATCHUP! HE'S STILL OUR HARDCORE CHAMPION! |
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