RENO: This match didn't even start in the ring, resembling our hardcore title match earlier. Laura Wilson and Amy Masters are tearing at each other backstage. The match was supposed to be kicked off right now, but we're watching it unfold in a locker room.
COACH: No entrance music. No pyro. Nothing, just two hot babes going at it. This is great.
RENO: Wilson is punching away at Amy, but AMY ROLLS HER OVER AND NOW HE'S SLAMMING LAURA'S HEAD INTO THE FLOOR!
COACH: They're rolling around on the floor, wanting to kill each other. I need to get this match if it ever comes to home video!
RENO: I'm sure it will, Coach. Don't worry. Amy pulls Laura up by her pigtails and slaps her! LAURA GRABS AMY AND SHOVES HER AGAINST THE WALL! SHE THROWS HER DOWN AND PUNCHES HER SOME MORE!
COACH: JEEZ! WILSON TOOK HER DOWN HARD!
RENO: Laura reaches down and SHE RIPS AMY'S SHIRT OFF!?
COACH: ....
RENO: COACH?
COACH: ....
RENO: Laura drags her back up to her feet. Wilson tosses her against a locker now and AMY TURNS IT AROUND AND THROWS "PRIMETIME" AGAINST THE LOCKER!
COACH: NO! WILSON WITH A KNEE LIFT! SHE TAKES AMY DOWN TO HER KNEES WITH THAT ONE!
RENO: Wilson walks over and unplugs that lamp! WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO!? SHE HOVERS OVER AMY AND...AMY ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE BENCH! HEY! THAT'S ASHLEY BLAZE! WHAT IS SHE DOING IN THERE?!
COACH: IN THOSE LEATHER PANTS...I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES!
RENO: BLAZE COMES UP AND GRABS WILSON! BLAZE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE HARD FLOOR! ASHLEY NOW GRABS THE ANKLE OF WILSON AND WRENCHES IT! SHE'S GONNA BREAK IT!
COACH: HERE COMES SECURITY! THEY'VE ENTERED THE ROOM AND ARE TRYING TO PRY ASHLEY OFF OF LAURA WILSON! "PRIMETIME" JUST HAD SOME BAD LUCK TONIGHT, DIDN'T SHE!? HA!
RENO: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, COACH! WILSON COULD BE SERIOUSLY INJURED!
Keona Kelly: Hello fans and we're backstage with Original D, who has just made his debut into Showtime Championship Wrestling. D what are your plans here in SCW?
Original D: Look baby, my plans are MY plans. I'll give you a little insight though - show more cleavage.
Original D: SCW is not going to be able to handle Original D. You see, they have a few, good hardcore wrestlers like Simon Belmont and Glacier. Hell, those two fairies can't cut the cake against a bad ass like myself.
Keona Kelly: D, what are your thoughts on the purchase of SCW by the DRWF?
Original D: Who cares? I don't, that's for sure. That doesn't change my purpose or even prevent me in my quest for championship gold. Keona, how about the two of us go out after this show is over and I'll let ya ride the 'ol bone roller coaster.
Original D: What? Was is something I said?
Reno: Welcome back and we're ready for J-Sin Knight against Wolf.
Vivian Vixxen: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....from Hollywood, CA weighing in at 276lbs.... J-SIN KNIGHT!!!!
COACH: I wonder why J-Sin isn't getting a decent reaction from these morons?
RENO: Maybe because he's a self righteous D-I-C...
COACH: Hey, Mr. Spelling Bee...no need for that. J-Sin Knight is going to destroy the TV champion here tonight. I can't wait!
Vivian Vixxen: And his opponent...being accompanied to the ring by the lovely Ashley...fighting out of Cincinnatti, OH...weighing in at 257 lbs...THE SCW TELEVISION CHAMPION...WOLF!
RENO: THIS MATCH HAS BROKEN DOWN ALREADY!
Coach: Yes it has Reno, and to think this match just started. But right now, its about that time to begin our next match up as Wolf and J-Sin Knight are already in the ring and they're ready to get this thing started.
Reno: This match here is setting up to be a good one. In my personal opinion, I feel that one of these 2 men should be the World Champion.
Coach: I feel the exact same way Reno. But they'll get there chance sometime in the near future. But anyway, lets get this match started..
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Reno: And here we go. Both men lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up and it looks as if these men are evenly matched.
Coach: You've got that right, but now J-Sin sneaks in a headlock onto Wolf. Wolf backs him up to the ropes and then pushes him off to the other ropes...
Reno: Wolf gets taken down with a shoulder block. And now J-Sin runs to the ropes, he comes off and jumps over Wolf, Wolf gets back up to his feet and here comes J-Sin running off the ropes, he gets caught and damn near throws him through the mat with a spine buster!
Coach: Wolf goes for the cover...1.....2..and J-Sin easily kicks out
Reno: Man. Anyway, J-Sin gets back to his feet and he catches a boot to the face on his way back up. Wolf now grabs him by the arm and he grips him in an arm bar.
Coach: Wolf has that arm bar wrenched in tight on him to. J-Sin now begins to struggle to get to the ropes, but Wolf pulls him back into the center of the ring. Wolf now gets on his back and begins to pull even harder on his arm.
Reno: If he pulls any hard on that arm, he's going to rip his shoulder out of its socket. Wolf now stands up and J-Sin is back up to his feet. Wolf raises his arm and he smashes an elbow right into J-Sin's elbow!
Coach: Owe! I felt that one. If he would've hit him any harder, his arm would've snapped in half. Wolf now spins around with that arm giving him an arm ringer, but wait a minute. J-Sin just clobbered Wolf with a right hand. He goes back and nails Wolf one more time. And now J-Sin kicks him in the gut making Wolf release the hold, and now J-Sin grabs with his good arm and HE PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!
Reno: He just drilled Wolf's face into the mat with that move! J-Sin now rolls Wolf over for the cover....1....and Wolf kicks out.
Coach: More like powered out. J-Sin now gets back up to his feet and so is Wolf. Wolf comes over and he clobbers J-Sin with a right hand. He rears back and he smashes J-Sin with yet another right hand. He then rears back and goes for another right hand, but J-Sin ducks and he throws Wolf over the top rope onto the floor.
Reno: Thank goodness for that padding out there. Anyway, J-Sin now goes to the outside and he grabs Wolf by the arm, he grabs him by the arm and HE THROWS HIM INTO THEM STEEL STEPS!
Coach: Head first to! Now what is J-Sin doing?
Reno: ...what the? J-Sin just got a steel chair!! Come on J-Sin, you cant do this! You'll get DQed if you do!
Coach: Wolf is already back up to his feet, and now the referee is trying to take the steel chair out of J-Sin's hands, but here comes Wolf running and...HE JUST SPEARED J-SIN RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE TAKING BOTH MEN DOWN!
Reno: Man, Wolf just knocked both of them men down pretty hard. But Wolf really could care less about that referee. He just walks right over to J-Sin, grabs him and throws him back into the ring. The referee is still down and it looks like he's been knocked out cold.
Coach: Yes it does Reno. But anyway back in the ring, Wolf goes running to the ropes, he goes for a clothesline, but J-Sin ducks, he gets back up and HE CLOBBERS WOLF IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A MAFIA KICK!
Reno: That almost knocked Wolf out right there. But Wolf gets back up to his feet pretty dazed, but now J-Sin grabs him, he lifts him up and HE PLANTS HIM WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!
Coach: Oh my goodness!! Wolf has got to be out now! J-Sin goes for the cover and here comes another referee....1.....2.....3
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Reno: And its over! J-Sin Knight has just won this match up!
COACH: J-SIN KNIGHT IS THE WINNER! HE LEAVES WOLF A BATTERED AND BRUISED MESS IN THAT RING, GOES BACKSTAGE, AND THIS MAN IS GOING TO CELEBRATE! HE JUST BEAT THE TELEVISION CHAMPION! YES!
The Zodiac: What do you want? You come in here wanting a few words from me? Give me a break.
The Zodiac: What Late Nite and Ryda did to Fisher earlier was cowardly. I mean, how much manhood does it take for two men to beat down a guy like Fisher? I'm not taking anything away from him, but that guy had no chance, until I came to his rescue. In fact, I'm real glad I helped him out. Why? Because that just puts me on Late Nite's sh*t list and I can get a piece of Ryda's ignorant and dumb ass. I don't care how long he's been in the game, what titles he's won, or who he's friends with. That punk b*tch Ryda is going to get a severe ass kicking the next time I see you! I cannot even control my rage right now. I pity that pepsqueak X-Dog. I'm going to superimpose Ryda's head on X-Dog's little body and it's going to resemble a train wreck!
The Zodiac: I am the SCW World Heavyweight Champion and I'll be goddamned if I'll lose to X-Dog or after tonight, to Ryda. I guess everyone will just have to see what kind of man I am and what I'm made of! Now...GET OUT OF HERE, WHILE I CONCENTRATE!
William Queensbury: Good sir Fisher, you seem quite confident about yourself, after you were assaulted earlier in our program. Why is that?
President Fisher: In a few, short moments I'm going to make Late Nite's life a little less joyful, my friend. I'm sure you're wondering what I mean by that. Well, let me explain by not really explaining anything at all. I noticed that there is no referee booked for our main event. Is that a coencidence? I don't think so. I took our usual referee off the show and gave him the night off. A friend of mine, who contacted me earlier today is going to fill that spot. If I gave you anymore information about this, William, I'd have to kill you.
William Queensbury: Um...very well. I won't inquire anymore about your "master" plan. How do you feel about the recent purchase of our fine company?
President Fisher: To be honest, it disgusts me. Late Nite did this company a great wrong when he turned over the reigns to Big Willie-Isms and that corrupt bunch of pissants in South Carolina. It is just beyond me WHY he did that. It doesn't matter anymore. What's done is done and Late Nite will soon be paying for this mistake each and every day of his life. William, you're going to see quite a world title match and it'll be called right...down...the...middle.
Vivian Vixxen: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT AND IT IS FOR THE SCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST...HAILING FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN...WEIGHING IN AT 252 LBS...THE CHALLENGER, X-DOG!
Vivian Vixxen: AND HIS OPPONENT...FIGHTING OUT OF NEW YORK, NEW YORK...BEING ACCOMPANIED BY AMY MASTERS...WEIGHING IN AT 289 LBS...THE SCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THE ZODIAC!
COACHM: Hey, if there's anybody in the back, we need a referee out here.
RENO: How can we have an SCW World Heavyweight Championship match on the first Thursday Shakedown of SCW: The Second Reign (OOC: or other appropriate "2nd Generation" name) WITHOUT A REFEREE?
COACH:YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THE FISH! OUR PRESIDENT! HE'S HERE!
RENO: And wouldya listen to these fans!? They are on their feet in the Pepsi Arena!
COACH: And why not?! The Fish himself may reside in Dallas, TX, but the SCW President was BORN here! In ALBANY, NEW YORK!
RENO: Shut up Coach! Can't you see our gracious leader has a microphone in his hands? I mean how rude can...
President Fisher: When you're all through thank you! Ahem...now, having watched a severe downfall in the glorious hallways of SCW, this Shakedown was made to jump start not only the wrestlers, but you fans as well. What I've seen here tonight has fallen nothing short of Spectacular. And now to up the ante. Would you all put an ORDINARY referee in an EXTRAORDINARY match? Nonononono...I think not. So allow me at this time to introduce a man who will call this match fair and square...unbiased...and perfectly neutral. One who will, if you recall the old cliche call it RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE...Ladies and Gentlemen, the man who has established himself as a Respected Official in Switzerland, Russia, and Argentina..."THE RIGHT REFEREE" DON...D...MITTLE!!!!!!!!!
Coach: Well Reno, here we go with our main event, and boy this match is ALREADY underway!
Reno: Yes it is Coach, and man look at the way Zodiac is pounding away at X-Dog with them vicious rights and lefts in the corner.
Coach: That 1 right that Zodiac nailed could've knocked X-Dog's jaw loose. Zodaic now grabs Xey by the throat and rears back, but X-Dog comes back with a kick to the groin!
Reno: Now that'll take ANY man down I dont care how big you are. X-Dog now shakes his head a bit, and then climbs up to the top rope. Zodiac stands back up to his feet and here comes X-Dog with a cross body press, but Zodiac catches him in mid air!
Coach: Man, after getting kicked in the groin, he still has that much power!? How is that possible.
Reno: It really isnt, but you know. Anyway, Zodiac carries X-Dog over to the ropes and he lifts him up high in the air. He takes him and HE LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE AUDIENCE!!
Coach: Well I'll be. Body surfing here in SCW! I never thought I'd see the day that that would happen.
Reno: Me neither, and now the fans are bring X-Dog back to the guardrail, and meanwhile Zodiac is standing outside just waiting for him to get back over the guardrail. X-Dog is down on the ground...and it looks like he's doing something.
Coach: What on earth could he be doing?
Reno: Dont ask me, but anyway it looks as if Zodiac is finished waiting for him and he reaches over the guardrail and grabs the hair and...WAIT A MINUTE!! X-Dog just threw salt into Zodiac's eyes!
Coach: Zodiac could've just been blinded here! And now X-Dog hops over the guardrail and he grabs a steel chair. He takes it and he smashes it right into the spine of Zodiac!
Reno: Good lord, that was a rough chair shot! But Zodiac didnt even really feel it!
Coach: How in the...Zodiac now turns around and X-Dog takes the chair and HE FOLDS IT OVER ZODIAC'S SKULL!!
Reno: Oh my goodness! But Zodiac is still standing! X-Dog now throws that bent up chair down and he grabs another one. He takes it and he smashes it over Zodiac's head and finally Zodiac is down to one knee.
Coach: It took him long enough to get him down to one knee. And now X-Dog takes that chair and he gets ready to smash it again, but Zodiac comes back with a low blow!
Reno: Now that had to hurt right there. Zodiac is now back up to his feet and he throws X-Dog back into the ring. This could be it for ol Xey here.
Coach: Yeah, this may very well be it as Zodiac comes back into the ring and...hey, whats going on here!?
Reno: Some fan just jumped over the guard...hey, that's no fan!! THAT'S RYDA FROM THE DRWF!!
Coach: RYDA!? WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!!
Reno: I have no idea, but as you can see, the referee is being distracted...by Mr. Late Nite!? What is he doing!?
Coach: Dont ask me, but back in the ring Ryda kicks Zodiac in the back of the knee and then he goes running to the ropes and he comes off with a clothesline to Zodiac but he still isnt able to take him down!
Reno: But he is staggered a little bit. Ryda just yelled out to one of the fans and...hey, he just threw in a sign.
Coach: A sign? What does he expect to do with a piece of card board?
Reno: I havent got a clue, but now Ryda kicks Zodiac in the gut and he takes that sign and...OH MY GOODNESS!! He just smashed that sign on the back of Zodiac's head!
Coach: Hey, that wasnt no ordinary sign right there! That was one of them DRWF X-Treme signs! Zodiac looks to be out, but now Ryda grabs Zodiac and he plants him with a stunner to finish him off! Ryda just now yelled something at X-Dog, and now X-Dog goes for the cover....
Reno: I dont believe this! And now MLN gets down and Ryda slides out of the ring quickly. X-Dog is gripping Zodiac's leg and the referee is beginning to count....1.....2.....3
Ding Ding Ding
Coach: And we have a new SCW World Heavyweight Champion!! I dont belive this! X-Dog has finally become the SCW Heavyweight Champion!
Reno: This has got to be one of the biggest shockers of all time here in SCW. And now Ryda slides into the ring and gets into X-Dog's face. And would you look at X-Dog. He's not backing down one bit. But now MLN whispers something into X-Dog's ear and he just got a smile on his face.
Coach: And now X-Dog is leaving the ring. What was that all about?
Reno: I have no idea, but now Ryda and Mr. Late Nite are standing in the ring over the fallen Zodiac with there hands raised high...
COACH: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! X-DOG IS THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND MR. LATE NITE AND RYDA HAVE DESCIMATED ZODIAC! THIS HAS BEEN GREAT!
RENO: FOR COACH COLLINS, THIS IS RENO ROXBURY AND JOIN US NEXT WEEK FOR MORE SCW ACTION ON SHAKEDOWN! GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!