| More Favorite Boys |
| "Mr. Killer": Sean Killer is a favorite of everyone here at "As the Crest Turns." A retail store whore, Sean can always be found working somewhere in the local mall-it is rumored that this is how he met The Brat. He is one of the most fun boys they know, and he always seems to turn up in the most random places. Sean enjoys prank calling his many friends at "The Crest," yelling into the phone..."Hello bitch! I know you have my lightning machine!!! Where is my lightning machine???" |
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| Paul Rotondi: A brother at Delta Sig, the ladies have known Paul since their freshman year-i.e. forever. He can usually be found at the beruit table-he is the undisputed champion of the world!!! Being that Paul has known the girls for so long-he has had the uh...privillage(?) of seeing almost each one of them naked. He is a self- proclaimed "Ass Man," and many a CCC girl has considered it an honor for Mr. Rotondi to gaze upon her thong. Being that he is considered one of their all time favorites the girls have even taken the time to create a special Paul Rotondi "dance." The intersting thing about Mr. Rotondi is the fact that he was able, in the span of only a few hours, to capture the heart(?) of our very own Chaperone...sources here at "As the Crest Turns" say that recently there have been some "interesting" developments in their relationship....What the hell will become of that???? Only future episodes can reveal more so stay tuned! |
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| "Giles Giles Giles": "EVERYONE LOVES GILES!" Giles was the first Delta Sig boy the girls came across freshman year. Held in high regard by all, Giles has seen the girls do it all-and for some odd reason he still speaks to them. Giles was there when The Minion was naked in the bar room, and he was there when The Brat was naked on the front porch. Although he can be a pissy bitch-it's not his fault-he's English-Giles has a reputation for going out of his way to be sweet to the girls from "The Crest." When the Brat came down with a particularly bad cold freshman year, Giles was there to make her chicken soup. He's held our hair back while we threw up, he's given us his pj's and his bed to sleep in, he's been our friend, our "chaperone," and even our back-up date. He makes us breakfast before we have to do the walk of shame, and he gets us water before we go to bed. For all these things-EVERYONE LOVES GILES!!! |
| Rebel Without a Cause Boy: This NJ native was introduced to the girls here at The Crest almost two years ago-Although, he has made less than 5 appearances at The Crest during this whole time. His "interesting" relationship with The Brat has changed fequently over the past 2 years-often being compared to "The War of The Roses" by the other Crest ladies. When The Brat decides that she likes him, she really likes him-but when she decides that she dislikes him-SHE REALLY DISLIKES HIM. There doesn't seem to be much middle ground with these two. Rebel Without a Cause Boy is often described by The Brat as "just like me but a boy," or, "my favorite boy!" The Brat hsa been known to take random, spur of the moment trips to see Rebel Without a Cause Boy-stories of what these two have done to each other would make Andrew Dice Clay blush...Rebel Without A Cause Boy doesn't appear often, but when he does, things are sure to be interesting-so make sure you keep an eye out for him in our future episodes. |
| "Natty": Another Delta Sig boy, Natty has gone through an "evolution" in the eyes of the girls at The Crest since they first met freshman year. You see, The Minion had fallen hard for him freshman year-After a brief night of uh...passion(?)...these feelings of lust quickly turned to hate, and it had been a bumpy road ever since. Stories of what exactly happened between these two that day are still conflicting. The Minion is still heard refering to him as "the boy that made me cry every night." Natty is also known across The Crest for his chicken patty making abilities. These phenomenal chicken patties are known to be a favorite food of all of the drunken Crest girls. Not a weekend goes by without one of them whining, "Natty, will you make me a chicken patty???" Pleassse???" Being the sweetheart that he is, Natty always gives in. Now, Natty is known for being a sweet and innocent boy-a boy next door kind of guy-Until recently, when the girls at The Crest made an astounding discovery...NATTY HAS THE BODY OF A GREEK GOD!! It is said that his body is one of the most perfect they have ever seen. Sources tell us that many a CCC girl has contemplated holding that near perfect body up to hers...but that is still just a rumor....unless future episodes reveal more! |