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LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 01:03 AM Recently it has come to my attention that an Evil presence has taken hold of certain LMBers. Both SharkLad and Lash Lad have turned to Evil ways. Even the usually mild mannered Beagle Boy has shown signs of Evil intent. Who will be the next LMBer to fall into the cold, clammy grip of Evil?!? Is this the work of The Time Mouse Trapper? The power of the Entropy Spinach? Maybe even the dreaded Whordru? Or is this some new threat to the noble LMB? Regardless, the remaining good Posters of the LMB must stand united against this oncoming wave of EVIL!!! ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 01:07 AM As part of the ongoing fight against Evil, I present to you these helpful hints from The Society to Prevent Evil Message Board Posters: IF YOU BEGIN TO EXPERIENCE EVIL THOUGHTS: * Go for a walk. Often, walking can help clear you mind of unpure ideas. * Count to ten. Counting can be a great way to distract the mind from bad, naughty thoughts. * Pet a puppy. Who can think evil, nasty thoughts when petting a soft, loveable puppy? * Take Prozac. Nothing warms the heart and brightens the spirits better than downing a few of our little pharmaceutical friends! * Eat some swimmers. There just floating there, in YOUR Ocean...go get them!!! HEY! Wait a minute...that last one wasn't part of the program... SHARKLAD!!!** I'll get you for this... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 07, 2000 04:38 AM I'm good! I will never be turned to the dark side, no sir. That goes for all 3 of my bodies. ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
Lucien Member	posted November 07, 2000 07:44 AM Yeesh, you go away for a couple of days and come back to find everyone has turned evil. How are we supposed to deal with them? I mean, could we not just slaughter them all and then laugh at their burning bodies.... What? Why are you looking at me like that? IP: Logged
Foxy Roxy Member	posted November 07, 2000 08:58 AM Gee...I'm starting to think evil thoughts. I'd better pet a puppy. Hey Beagz...can I see you a moment? IP: Logged
Faraway Lad Member	posted November 07, 2000 09:07 AM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: As part of the ongoing fight against Evil, I present to you these helpful hints from The Society to Prevent Evil Message Board Posters: IF YOU BEGIN TO EXPERIENCE EVIL THOUGHTS: * Go for a walk. Often, walking can help clear you mind of unpure ideas. * Count to ten. Counting can be a great way to distract the mind from bad, naughty thoughts. * Pet a puppy. Who can think evil, nasty thoughts when petting a soft, loveable puppy? * Take Prozac. Nothing warms the heart and brightens the spirits better than downing a few of our little pharmaceutical friends! * Eat some swimmers. There just floating there, in YOUR Ocean...go get them!!! HEY! Wait a minute...that last one wasn't part of the program... [b]SHARKLAD!!!** I'll get you for this... [/B] Hey Illustrious leader dude Help Help me I cant control my evil side. I tried petting a puppy but don�t think I should have used that sledgehammer. Yuch!! messy And I�ll tell ye what leader man if its walks yer after you go take a very very long walk ofa very short pier don�t take drugs, take care........... I�m behind you hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah IP: Logged
Zoe's Love Slave Member	posted November 07, 2000 10:47 AM I can't take Prozac-it interacts negatively with my Gleemonex 'scrip. IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 03:04 PM quote: Originally posted by LoserLad: *** Eat some swimmers. There just floating there, in YOUR Ocean...go get them!!! don't mind if I do ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 07, 2000 04:03 PM ...Daisy chains....I'm thinking about daisy chains. And picnics on a summer day. I'm not thinking about how the UK is covered with floods, and it hasn't stopped raining for weeks and the trains are delayed and cancelled and ....AAARRRGGHHHH!!! ....Daisy chains....and kittens....and flying kites.... ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 10:43 PM quote: Originally posted by Lucien: I mean, could we not just slaughter them all and then laugh at their burning bodies.... We could do that, but I'd prefer to save that for a last resort. Last time we did that, I ruined a perfectly good pair of pants. Damn blood stains are so tough to get out... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 10:46 PM quote: Originally posted by Faraway Lad: I tried petting a puppy but don�t think I should have used that sledgehammer. I don't think that's really what they had in mind... ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 07, 2000 10:48 PM quote: Originally posted by bellbookcandle: I'm not thinking about how the UK is covered with floods, and it hasn't stopped raining for weeks and the trains are delayed and cancelled and ....AAARRRGGHHHH!!! Stay strong Bell... The Good Posters of the LMB are counting on you!!! ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
Faraway Lad Member	posted November 08, 2000 09:28 AM quote: Originally posted by bellbookcandle: ...Daisy chains....I'm thinking about daisy chains. And picnics on a summer day. I'm not thinking about how the UK is covered with floods, and it hasn't stopped raining for weeks and the trains are delayed and cancelled and ....AAARRRGGHHHH!!! ....Daisy chains....and kittens....and flying kites.... Hey BBC do you think these floods are all part of Sharklads long term plan to turn us all to Evil? Already from his HQ at the millennium dome Sharklads, army of merciless sharks (otherwise known as solicitors) have spread out into society to do his bidding. (I work with solicitors all day, so if any are reading this it�s a joke guys don�t sue!!) Arrgh no...... watch out BBC is that a fin I see coming up a high street near you. ------------------ "We're Legionnaires! Tradition Matters! Our uniforms and code names have always been perfectly fine in the past." Saturn Girl. LSH V4 41 IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted November 08, 2000 02:25 PM must...fight...evil...impulses...must...fight...evil...impulses.......................... ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ........................................... ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ ................DAMMIT!!!! <pops video from hidden porno stash in VCR> (about 30 minutes later...) <HUFF HUFF> Well, damn...I'm only human! Does that make me EVIL? IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 08, 2000 04:03 PM quote: Originally posted by LARDLAD: <HUFF HUFF> Well, damn...I'm only human! Does that make me EVIL? yes ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 10, 2000 03:11 AM Only for 30 minutes at a time. ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 10, 2000 03:12 AM Have you considered using an alternative ID as HalfHourMan? ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted November 10, 2000 06:01 AM The current fiasco for election of the United States President is what turned me evil..... IP: Logged
Lucien Member	posted November 10, 2000 07:45 AM quote: Originally posted by bellbookcandle: Have you considered using an alternative ID as HalfHourMan? HalfHourMan? That's a hell of a lot longer than some of the men I've encountered. IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 10, 2000 12:15 PM Are you talking about MinuteMan and Johny Quick? ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 11, 2000 04:40 PM quote: Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Already from his HQ at the millennium dome, Sharklad's army of merciless sharks have spread out into society to do his bidding didn't I eat you? I didn't get a chance to visit the dome when I was in London this summer ... is it an appropriate evil headquarters? I was thinking of operating out of a Greek isle ... ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted November 12, 2000 12:51 AM Try a sub-terrainian cave. The Oceans are full of 'em. Every good Villan should have an underground lair! ------------------ Loser Lad Leader of the LMB "Even the Losers get lucky sometimes." -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted November 12, 2000 12:58 AM Or a hollowed-out volcano! Those rule! IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted November 12, 2000 04:12 PM Or a moon base! Although the travel might be tricky for an aquatic scavenger, even an evil one. ------------------ "You know, stone looks good on you. All that fat hangs a lot better as architecture." (Lucifer) I come in at terminal velocity and make a hard turn over the city, enjoying the bang of my own sonic booms. (Legion Lost) "Am I really your best friend?" "Sure, but don't get too excited about it. The survival rate on that position is pretty low..." (Deadenders) IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted November 12, 2000 05:47 PM just whose moon are we talking about? ------------------ I love evil IP: Logged

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