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Space Tart Member	posted April 07, 2000 08:06 PM Lucien I am glad you left your rude suggestions to yourself. That's my department here at ASK SPACE TART. As for what a girl's thingies should feel like, they pretty much feel warm play-dough. ------------------ HEY! My eyes are up HERE, bozo! IP: Logged
Cobalt Kid Member	posted April 08, 2000 03:21 AM Dear Space Tart, My girlfriend and I recently have been fighting a lot, so I bought her a dozen roses. They smell and look beautiful, and so remind me of her... Cobalt Kid IP: Logged
Space Tart Member	posted April 08, 2000 10:13 AM Cobalt Kid, my advice is.... come here you hug muffin.... SMOOOOOCH!!!!! (Space Tart & Cobalt pull down the blinds, click off the light and proceed to reconcile their differences ) ------------------ HEY! My eyes are up HERE, bozo! IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted April 09, 2000 12:28 AM Dear Space Tart, I need some advice. Last week, after a night on the town, I, um, I mean, a FRIEND of mine, wound up taking a sweet young thing from Kathoon home with him. Now, this friend of mine has a bit of a problem. It seems that he has caught a case of the Kathoonian Crabs. During the day it's not too bad, but at night it is most uncomfortable. What can I, um, I mean, what can my FRIEND do to get rid of these pesky little things? ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted April 09, 2000 02:07 AM GO TO A DOCTOR!!!? Sorry, Tart. But, REALLY, LoserLad!!!!! ------------------ being is the magic IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted April 10, 2000 02:39 AM Loser Lad, you, I mean your FRIEND, has a very serious problem. That problem is correctable in several ways: 1) No ore one-night stands with girls from Kathoon. As a perpetually dark planet, the victims of these critters there are in CONSTANT pain. Avoid natives of this planet. 2) Blue-Star ointment will usually kill the bloodsucking beasts and the burning sensation it causes is only moderately unbearable. Good luck. Love, Space Tart ------------------ Speaking from a strictly medical point of view... that ain't right!!! IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted April 10, 2000 02:59 AM Mllash: YOU'RE Space Tart? IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted April 10, 2000 03:13 AM uh oh I knew this would happen eventually.... Oh well it was fun whie it lasted. I got to explore my feminine side! (again) IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted April 10, 2000 03:37 AM DARN! IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted April 10, 2000 03:49 AM sorry Shady. But the role of Space Tart was fun to play. IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted April 10, 2000 04:05 AM Yikes! Cobalt's gonna freak! IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted April 10, 2000 06:41 AM Darn, you got caught. Not darn, it was you. You're a brilliant sweety. Couldn't we find a way to keep her going? ------------------ being is the magic IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted April 10, 2000 07:44 AM Fantastic! I thought I'd figured it out...but I picked the wrong LMB guy! MLLASH, you'll always be Space Tart to me. Thanks for making me laugh so much in your feminine guise. IP: Logged
GoonBoy Member	posted April 10, 2000 09:52 AM Like BBC, I picked the wrong member as well - I was sure Space Tart was Cobalt Kid himself. In any case, Space Tart must stay. Well done MLLASH IP: Logged
Cobalt Kid Member	posted April 10, 2000 10:16 AM MLLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha, nicely done. In all truth, I thought it was you all along. Ever since that post on the Mission Monitor Board, I had a feeling it was you. Nicely played out though, I was just beginning to doubt if it really was you. Does this mean that Space Tart was just an illusion? That the real Space Tart was lost back WWWorld, and she's been a Projectra-esque illusion all along? Nice one. IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted April 10, 2000 10:22 AM Hey Lash Lad - did you take the advice your feminine side gave you? IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted April 10, 2000 09:00 PM Lash, Damnit! You slipped up before I got a chance to have a little fun with you. I was intrigued with the mystery of Space Tart, like I'm sure some of my fellow LMBers were, so I did a little detective work. Saturday night I figured it out: Two things in "Space Tart's" bio gave you away. One was the email adress-not too many Web TV users around here, so that tipped me off. The other was the location given of Tennesee. That matched yours as well. I was planning on e-mailing you to let you know that I knew your dirty little secret, but then you went and just blurted it out, and ruined my fun before I could even get started. Kind of ironic that you blew the deal trying to answer the question I posted Oh, well, it was a fun little game while it lasted. Thanks for the laughs. It was nice to see one of the LMB supporting characters come to life. ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
LoserLad Member	posted April 10, 2000 09:06 PM By the way, I um, I mean, my friend, is feeling much better now ------------------ Loser Lad IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted April 13, 2000 02:40 AM Guys let me say I have been PETRIFIED to return to the boards for days now (plus the fact that I have yet to finish unpacking from my move) so let it go on record that I am PLEASED you all seemed to enjoy this thread (and even dechiphered some of the dectective work involved---sort of a "Who is Sensor Girl" of the LMB). I think it is safe to say now that Space Tart (and her advice column) will return. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Personal to Cobalt: Since many of "Spacey's" taunts were directed your way I especially appreciate your good humour here. You are TOPS in my book no pun intended! IP: Logged
Dean Lee Member	posted April 13, 2000 02:55 AM This is Sure Lee and Absolute Lee, using Dean Lee's omnicom thingy..... Space Tart, we KNOW you're still out there! Please, stay here, and keep helping the sentients of LMBverse. We have a question, too. We, and our cousin, Dean Lee, really like to surf the threads of these boards, but so very often get transported away. What do we need to do to upgrade honorary status, yet only sporadically participate? Uh oh..... we're fading out! Just apply that last question to Dean Lee. B'bye! IP: Logged
Cobalt Kid Member	posted April 13, 2000 11:13 AM Re: How I feel about all of these shananegins. It was all in good fun, and I, myself got a good laugh out of it. So, in the immortal words of LardLad... "SWEET ASS SWEET!!!" IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted April 14, 2000 06:52 AM Dear Space Tart, My friend, who I'll call Jaws for now, still wants to bang you. Is there any way this can happen or is he barking up the wrong tart? Hope your planet returns to alignment with our universe and we see you again. IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted June 09, 2000 03:04 AM aaahhh, those were the days.....! IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted June 09, 2000 03:06 AM quote: Originally posted by bellbookcandle: Dear Space Tart, My friend, who I'll call Jaws for now, still wants to bang you. Is there any way this can happen or is he barking up the wrong tart? SUNUVVA....! How did I miss THIS?!? Is it too late----!?!? Here sharksy, sharksy, sharksy.....! ;-) IP: Logged
SharkLad Member	posted June 09, 2000 06:18 PM Lash, How you doin'? S.L. ------------------ SharkLad, over and out IP: Logged

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