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Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted March 29, 2000 03:53 AM �� Armsfalloffboy said, "Well, I don't know about the larger picture or the spinach and stuff but LardLad Boy (sometimes known as Creamy Dreamy) can borrow one of my arms, if he wants." Lumber Fox howled, "No! I want it!" And he lunged for AFOFFB! Tsarin Kid gasped as giant blobs of time spinach landed on his head and tricorder, "What . . . IP: Logged
Shadowplay in Candlelight Member	posted March 29, 2000 04:04 AM �� the HELL! SOMEBODY has to clean up this MESS!" Newcru Kid started sputtering and spoke with a loud voice, saying, "Oh, no! I am NOT cleaning THIS stuff up! Ya'll think that ya'll can just poop and barf and leave the seats up on the toilets and Newcru Kid will just come along behind ya'll and FIX everything! I'm here to tell you that I AM SICK of this whole gig! Ya'll can just clean up your OWN time spinach crap and sanitize your OWN bowls! I'm goin' on vacation!" At that point, Maven slithered in and lisped, " . . . IP: Logged
LumberFox Member	posted March 29, 2000 07:11 AM �� "Hassss anyone ssseen Grey Birdboy? He promisssed to take me shopping. I'm looking for sssomething with a leather fringe." "Aaaarrgggg", she screamed as the evil spinach began to eat away at those silly little arms. "Looks like I'll need to borrow your other arm Armsfalloffboy". "No worries!" cried Stately Wayne Manor Eater Lad leaping to the rescue. "I just wish Food-Maker Lad was still here* - he could turn this into a mean spinach quiche", he spluttered with a mouth full of spinach. When the spinach was all gone LumberFox ran yelping down the corridor. "What's his problem said Cobalt Kid, he's been acting weird all day". "Well you see" said Shady,"today's the day day I'm supposed to take hime to the doggy parlor and you know how he hates those poodle cuts". Suddenly Tsarin Kid burst in holding his newest invention.... ------ *See the latest issue of the "To honour a fallen Friend" mini-series for this classic tale of tradegy and mushroom soup IP: Logged
Cobalt Kid Member	posted March 29, 2000 12:40 PM �� The Spinach to Vodka machine! Immediately Tsarin Kid, Cobalt Kid, Shady, Stately-Wayne Manor Eater Lad, Goonboy, and all the other Legionnaires with arms began stuffing the machine full of spinach. Vodka began pouring out, and Cobalt and Stately began fighting over who could down the most shots, when suddenly GreyBird Boy bursts into the room with Piddlin Pup and says... IP: Logged
bellbookcandle Member	posted March 29, 2000 05:00 PM �� "Someone tell the super pets they can't widdle on my costumes." The other LMBers calmed him down with large amounts of spinach vodka. Kbern, Lurker Lad and Carggaphile began playing a tune and Skbmaven Damsel asked Grey Birdboy to dance. They performed a tango unlike any other seen before, especially as people don't often dance with giant snakes. She shimmied and writhed while he prowled and spun, his leather-fringed dress swirling around him. When it finished, Greybird Boy hugged Maven and stroked her, saying: "You have such lovely scales. Shall we...." IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted March 30, 2000 01:53 AM �� ...Marry, now?" Sk8maven Damsel replied with an ecstatic "YES!" Next thing you know, the collective members of the LMBP gather for a joyous ceremony. Jubilant, they don't care about all the dangling plot threads. Even Armsfalloffboy seems to be getting along just fine with both arms indefinitely being borrowed. The ceremony ends, and all the Legionnaires are at the reception doing two of their favorite things: eating voraciously and drinking heavily. But, as happens at any good party, gate-crashers come a-calling! In this case... IP: Logged
Greybird Member	posted March 30, 2000 02:57 AM �� ... the Heroes of LaLaLorLand! "OH NO!" cried the members of the wedding party. "It's Photocopier Boy! GasStation Girl! BeastlyHairdresser Boy! LifeAtTheBeach Lass! Creationism Lad!" "YES," Photocopier Boy replied, ejecting a Take Over The LMB action plan from the slot on his stomach. "We have come from our home in the good city of Los Angeles, full of good organic food zealots, to wreak our havoc on you, for destroying our spinach-bomb device! Vodka, indeed! Get 'em, guys!" "How DARE you interrupt our wedding! Go get 'em, honey!" yelled Grey Birdboy, as his 50-foot wings pumped furiously, pushing all the recent LMB flatulence at the LaLaLors. Sk8maven Damsel slithered forward and wound tightly into the guts of Photocopier Boy, causing him to display on his cheeks "TILT -- CALL A XEROX(R) REPAIR CENTER" and promptly shut down in a puff of smoke. LardLadLad immobilized the rest of the invasive crew, for the moment, by taking the Thousand Island dressing magically conjured up for the wedding reception salad bar, and flinging it across the floor at the LaLaLors' feet, making them trip over their own boots, due to its high fat content. But then GasStation Girl unveiled her secret weapon ... [I can't believe I signed on to this dementia -- Grey Birdboy] IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted March 30, 2000 03:29 AM �� ...Lardlad Lad's missing arm! Lardlad Lad shrieked, "Give me back my god$%#@ arm, you f*king b1tch! I thought it was eaten by poor Lumber Fox who is now being held in the f*king dog pound! Give it back, so I can stick it up your @ss!" GasStation Girl was unimpressed! She slowly pulled the arm's index finger. Suddenly LardLad Lad began to fart! Repeated pullings produced more and more farts! The Legionnaires began to pull out of the reception area. THEN, GasStation Girl lit a match... IP: Logged
GoonBoy Member	posted March 30, 2000 04:31 AM �� ...but, amazingly nothing happened... Until about 30 seconds later when an almighty scream was heard as GasStation Girl burned her fingers on the match. "I wonder why we weren't all blown to smithereens?" mused Grey Birdboy. "I have a theory" stated Tsarin Kid "I think that the unqiue properties of the Entropy Spinach Vodka have created super-methane which doesn't explode on contact with fire. In fact, the only things that react with this super-methane are furballs." Just then, from the dog pound, came the distant, but unmistakable sound of Lumber Fox beginning to cough... IP: Logged
Cobalt Kid Member	posted March 30, 2000 10:11 AM �� As the LMB members screamed "NO!" fearing a furball would be the death of them all, they were very surprised to see that it was no furball but actually Piddlin' Pup! "Lumber Fox!" yelled Newcru King "Stop trying to eat the Super-Pets!" As the Legionnaries began to smile and laugh, they had forgotten that GasStation Girl was still in the room with them, when she screamed... IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted April 01, 2000 01:31 AM �� ..."Somebody get this f***king arm out of my @ss!" All the Legionnaires lined up, the first grabbing hold of the arm, the others forming a chain to help pull. The Legionnaire holding the arm, Tsarin Kid, yelled "HEAVE!" The Legionnaires in the chain yelled "HO!" and pulled with all their might. This process was repeated two dozen times 'til the arm finally popped out of GasStation Girl's ass. Tsarin Kid reverently presented LardLad Lad's arm to him. LardLad Lad looked it over and said "um..no thanks." and tossed the filth-encrusted arm to Lumber Fox who'd just been released from the pound. Lumber Fox dined well that night! Meanwhile, a huge wedding cake was brought out. Just as Grey Birdboy and Sk8tmaven Damsel were about to cut the cake, out popped... IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted April 01, 2000 06:47 AM �� .........Hummer Lass, BJ Boy, Salad-Tosser Lord and Debauchary Damsel. Needless to say, MOST of the LMB was incapacitated but Shady managed to.......... IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted April 02, 2000 01:31 AM �� ...get outta there and let sleeping dogs lie! Shady mused, "I hereby pronounce this adventure over!" IP: Logged
Greybird Member	posted April 02, 2000 03:19 AM �� And after the fade to black, Grey Birdboy sticks his head out from a hallway, after the credits have finished, as in an ancient holo called, we think, "Furris Boiler" ... or something like that? ... and says to the video tech: "I create five vivid bad guys, and they only get about two scenes? You wouldn't have done that to Jim Shooter! (If he is who we think he was.) Well, LardLadLad called it off, and he was the director (or at least instigator) of this adventure, so the show's over. Go home." We then see the production company logo: "Omnicom Productions -- A McCauley Company" IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted April 02, 2000 03:52 AM �� Sorry, GB, I had high hopes for the characters of Hummer Lass and B.J. Boy to be "fleshed out" more as well. Alas, the fickle whims of the LMBP! At least GasStation Girl got some hilarious scenes: Not to many characters have gotten my detached arm shoved up their ass! Maybe the Heroes of LaLaLorLand will show up and be further explored in "5 Years Later"! I must caution you, however, the 50-foot wings are in danger! BTW, it's hard to believe you and I used to fuss all the time! Guess you've mellowed some! Maybe because of the leather-fringed dress? IP: Logged
Greybird Member	posted April 02, 2000 02:18 PM �� Yeah, crossdressing will do that to you. Dawny uses my loincloths when lounging around the house, though, so it's okay. In any event, this, bucko, is sheer entertainment, while life and death issues are being settled elsewhere ... such as just how much longer I can take Coipel before I throttle him at his throat IP: Logged
armsfalloffboy Member	posted April 03, 2000 02:07 PM �� I myself am waiting for the origin and adventures of SaladTosser Boy..... IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 20, 2000 01:24 AM �� another early LMBP gang fanfic thread. Ample Man also see "Five years Later"--probably the best tagteam fanfic we've done to date! IP: Logged
Therod Member	posted July 20, 2000 10:23 AM �� HAHA HEHE HAHA HEHE BWAHAWHAW BAHAWHAW HAHA My god this was funny. I cried from all this laughing. My co-workers looked at me, wondering what the heck was wrong with me. I can not believe I waited so long to join this board. But better late than never. I love you guys and your sick, but creative minds. Also, I get more characters to add to the roll call. This is great, "pulls on his index finger" HAHAHABAWHAHEHEHABAWHAWHAHA ------------------ God bless us everyone. IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 20, 2000 10:34 PM �� Kid Therod, what can I say? We're a bunch of wild and craaaaazy guys! IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted July 20, 2000 10:55 PM �� Y'know what? I just reread this crazy thing and laughed myself to tears though I'd read it months ago! It's really funny! A classic to cherish and never let go! IP: Logged
Ample Man Member	posted July 21, 2000 02:02 AM �� Gee, you know when I posted "Room Enough..." that was just my way of role-playing a thorough introduction. It was also a bit of a catharsis. I look forward to some sure enough story threads. Ample IP: Logged
MLLASH Member	posted October 28, 2000 07:07 AM �� Representing the first appearance of the ENTROPY SPINACH! IP: Logged
LARDLAD Member	posted October 28, 2000 11:55 PM �� ...and don't forget: also the first appearance of Hummer Lass and BJ Boy! IP: Logged
Anchor Boy Member	posted January 25, 2001 04:09 PM �� Bumping up for research purposes... ------------------ Dev Em (Anchor Boy of the LMBP) "Oh, and there's Mogo. But Mogo doesn't socialize--" Hal Jordan (Legend of the Green Flame) IP: Logged

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