Rachel D - Best friend of Rachel E. Mostly works on this site. Slightly less nutty then her friend.
Betania (AKA Miss Goose) - Friend of the Rachels and a MHer. Likes protecting marshmellow Peeps.
Ellen H - Another friend of the Rachels and a member of KATS. Likes her dog Sula.
Magdalena T - Another member of KATS. Likes playing with her cat Heidegger.
Aaron N - MHer who has a bright orange bedroom, threatens to blow up Earth, and asks us far too many questions.
Gary McBride - Uncle of Rachel E. A very cool guy who likes watching Napoleon Dynamite and Invader Zim.
Rachie Frenchie - Again, a MHer. The 7th Rachel to join MH.
Sarah M - A funny girl who is a member of KATS. Met Rachel E for lunch while Rachel E was on vacation.
Brennick C - Member of MH. Helps Betania protect marshmellow Peeps.
Lydia E - Another member of MH. Actually met Rachel D in person.
David Langolf - Rachel D's uncle. Is a really cool guy, especially for joining the Crusade.
David E - Rachel E's brother. Thinks Shaplumful is a good name.
Rev. Borghardt - A cool pastor from Higher Things.
Emily S - Member of KATS and MH. Loves horses.
Christine K: Owns like 90 llamas. Got Rachel E interested in llamas.
Bethany S: Daughter of Rachel E's chemistry teacher, who likes llamas and has 13 of her own.
Anastasia T: Twin sister of Magdalena, also on KATS.
Marshall H: Is very confused.
Noor Q: Likes blue balloons.
Burnem W: Sells cell phones.
Megan R: Likes elephants.
Julie S: Likes to dance and throw fairy dust at people.
Ebony A: Claims to be cute.
Alison J: Likes Starbucks. A lot.
Jay J: Works at Limited Too.
Liron C: Is from Jewish Israel.
Bob W: Student teacher art guy that enjoys pink tutus and excesses of Columbian chocolate.
Katherine T: A great girl who is even greater for joining the Llama Crusade.
Victoria T: People whose name starts with "V" are cool. She's cool for joining, too.
Liz N: The goddess of Model UN and Debate. I am in awe, Liz, I am.
Maggie R: Has hands. Two of them, even.
Dustin the Yellow Dart Boy with 6 Letter Name: Has a sweet title. Also the dude who asks deep theological questions on crazy MH chats.
Shawna H: A really good dancer. Has an awesome rottweiler, too.
Erin K: The vice president of the Burnt Toast Nucleus Club. Has an addictive laugh.
Greg H (AKA Sandwich): Is thirsty for chicken. Thinks Rachel E is super annoying.
Rebekah T: Another Mouthhouse member.
Nathan N: Aaron N's younger brother.
K, K-Bob, Kandely, Delta, etc: Gracefully puts up with the Rachel's craziness. Loves Firefox. A lot!
Anan H: Likes Veggie Tales and beagles.
Deacon: Doesn't do much of anything in math class. Oh well, who needs math??
Goth Dude: Wears a trenchcoat with unidentified contents.
John: A telemarketer that called Rachel E.
Jessica B: Thinks dissecting animals is wrong.
Colin VII: Likes exploding liberals and disjointed reality. Has all functioning organs, except a brain.
Keep it up, guys! Look at this great list we have going! We'll beat the Anti-Llamas yet!
If you'd like to be a member, email us. We'll be sure to put you up here. Don't know the email address? No sweat!
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