(*denotes sound was taken from here)
during a game of props, Paul bends a foam donut in half
Paul Merton: Do you get bored at Christmas? Why not buy a foam rubber bum?
during a game of authors, Paul chose the style of Sunday Sport (tabloids)
Paul Merton: Kurt Voldheim- is he really Elvis Presley? We do know for a fact that he's living on the moon, and has just given birth to an olive. This much...this much is pure fact.
during a game of Film Dub
Tony Slattery: No, don't! My nipples are standing up!
a march about traffic
Tony Slattery: I hate being stationary in traffic, I really hate being still, I'd like to speed along on top of a hill. I'd like to race down and dive into a pond; and on the way kill bloody Noel Edmond.
during a game of props, Greg holds a bent circle over his head
Greg Proops: Hi, I just got back from Heaven, that atmosphere re-entry's a bitch!
