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| Clever Girl... >> Love >> Rachel's Most Wanted I was telling Chantelle and Phillip about Andrew's uncanny ability to predict what the recipient of my infatuations looked like without ever having met him or even seen him. This ability is particularly remarkable when it is taken into account that none of the guys I've liked who Andrew has met (may we never mention their names again) have conformed to my physical ideal (one or more of the above: mouth, cheekbones, jawline). *anticipates hate mail* "I have a bone fetish" - Rachel It occured to me that this could be a result of looking at the posters on my wall so many times. I told them of how my room, well, resembles the room of a girl in her early teens, not so much in the nature of my posters, but in their proliferation. I mentioned that I had a home-made poster on my wall (20125 - if that number means nothing to you, rest assured that it's nothing illegal or even depraved), and Phillip joked that it was probably called "Rachel's Most Wanted". "Oh! I love that!" I said. "I'm so going to use that!" "She'll put it on her website soon," Chantelle said. And here it is. Rachel's Most Wanted Larry Paul (of Ally McBeal) - yes, from about the second episode he appeared on I knew that he was a 'perfect male'. William Wordsworth - because he was visionary. And passionate people are so attractive. Ewan MacGregor - or rather his character in Moulin Rouge. He was lovely. So artistic, so passionate, so... :) Ashton Kutcher - because he's hot. ;) Baz Lurhmann - because I think he's a genius. Ethan Zohn - because he's sweet, smart, athletic, oddly attractive, and may well be in the possession of US$1 million by Saturday night. (Jan 12) 'Jason Dean' - because he is a 'Wonder Boy', as well as being the most attractive person I have ever seen (yes, even including Cornucopia Boy). Other things Rachel wants: - $30,000 to go to graduate school in New York - a High Distinction average without the requisite work - a really fast metabolism back |
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