| Scream - Nsync Style |
| <The phone rings and Justin gets up from the couch to answer it> Justin: Hello? Scary Voice: Hello, Justin? Justin: Yo, who is this? Scary Voice: Well you tell me. Justin: I have no idea. Scary Voice: Do you like scary movies? Justin: Yeah, G! I saw dat backstreets boys home video 20 times, yo! Scary Voice: That's not what I'm talking about you idiot! I mean HORROR movies! Like "Halloween H20" or "Friday the 13th" or something like that! Justin: Ohhh! Nah, homes, I don't watch much stuff like dat. At least not with my mommy around... hold up a sec. who is dis? I've gotta fly honey comin' over in a second, so I can't be wastin' my time on you! Scary Voice: Her name wouldn't be... Britney would it? Justin: NO WAY! I wouldn't look at her if ya'll paid me! Scary Voice: Then who do I have tied up on your patio? Justin: WHAT?! <Justin runs to the sliding door and turns on the patio lights. There sits Britney, tied to a chair bruised and bleeding.> Justin: YO - it's about time someone did that! Scary Voice: We're gonna play a little game, Justin. If you answer the question right, Britney lives. If you get it wrong, then I kill her and leave her body in your Benz. Justin: MY BENZ!?! Oh my god, da blood would never come out of the upholstery! (Justin starts to cry) Okay, Okay! I'll play your lil' game, G! Scary Voice: First question..... name the other members of *N SYNC in 10 seconds or less. Justin:[Pausing] Uhh, well .... um, there's JC ... and what's his face, Chris! ... Uh and I think there's one named Lance, right? Ok, dats four! Scary Voice: Times up, Justin! Say 'Bye Bye Bye' to Britney! <Justin watched in horror as Britney is gutted and her fat rolls all over the patio> Scary Voice: Now Justin, on to Round Two!... What color are you? Justin: What? Scary Voice: You heard me! What COLOR are you? <Justin is silent pondering to himself> Scary Voice: Are you BLACK or WHITE, Justin? Justin: [Finally after a hesitation]... Is dis a trick question? Scary Voice: Wrong answer, Justin! <A dark figure, jumps through the window, wearing a white ghost mask. They stab Justin 34 times and hang his body from the rafters> Justin: [Dying] Joey... dat's... who de uder... one is. <The next day at Transcon , *N SYNC finds out the horrible news> Lance: [Hanging up the phone] I got some bad news. Somebody killed Justin last night. Chris: WHAT?! JC: Oh my god, Justin's dead! Without Justin, we're ruined! Joey: Hey when are we eating? Chris: Is that ALL you can think about? My BEST FRIEND is dead. He was the only one that laughed at my jokes! I'm screwed! Lance: Hey, on the plus side, someone killed Britney too! JC: Well I guess every cloud does have it's silver lining! <One of their managers, Lou Pearlman, enters the room> Lou: Boys, I'm sure you've heard the terrible news. I'm probably loosing thousand of dollars as we speak! Anyway, to be on the safe side, I'm imposing a curfew on you. You all must be indoors by 9 o' clock. <Lou Exits> JC: So what are we going to do? Lance: Well, if we have to be in by nine, we should invite our friends over so we won't get lonely! JC: Yeah, but Lance, you don't have any friends! Lance: Oh yeah! Well then, why don't we just make fun of Joey? JC and Chris: OK! <Later that night at Chris's house> Chris: Hey somebody get me another Coke! Lance: Yeah me too. JC: Me three! <They all turn to stare at Joey> Joey: Why am I always the one who as to get the Coke? Chris: What else are you good for? Lance: Joey, there's a Pepsiout in the garage! Joey: Pepsi? Lance: Yeah it's Superman shaped! You can have it if you get us more Coke! Joey: SUPERMAN SHAPED? Hurray! <Joey takes off running to the garage and exciedly looks for the Pepsi, but his excitement soon turns into confusion> Joey: Hey I don't see any Pepsi out here. But Lance wouldn't LIE to me! I've shared too much of my secrets with him!<Suddenly the door slams and Joey swirls around to find himself face to face with the killer> Joey: What the heck? <The killer raises his knife and starts advncing towards Joey. Joey runs toward the garage door trying to get through the cat door. To his surprise only his head fits> Joey: Now this is odd! <The killer opens the garage door and Joey is decapitated. Meanwhile in the house....> JC: [Exiting the bathroom] Where's Joey? Chris: Who cares, he's gone, let's enjoy the moment! JC: Well I'm going to check on him. <JC goes into the garage and discovers Joey's body hanging from the door. Having the urge to vomit, he runs back into the house to inform Chris and Lance> JC: [Panicing] You guys, I saw Joey's body hanging from.... [Trailing off] Guys, what are you smiling about? |
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