| <Chris and Lance look at each other and laugh> Lance: What's not to smile about, Justin's dead, Joey's dead, and soon you'll be dead! [Raises bloody knife and slowly walks toward JC] You like my knife? It's an anquite! As BOP reported, I collect them. But you already knew that didn't you JC. You know everything! JC: Chris help me out here! Chris: Help? HELP? Why so you can steal more of my solos? I don't think so! JC: Why? Why would you be doing something like this? Lance: Why? 'Cause I'm from MISSISSIPPI, THAT'S WHY! Or how about this... people constinantly telling you, you can't dance and always telling you that you are really a girl?!?! You would want to kill people too! JC: You've got a point, but Lance... all that stuff is true! Lance: Shut up! JC: Chris what about you? What you're motive, huh? Chris: My motive?? I'm a 27 year old with dreadlocks! Plus I'm the CRAZY one in the group. It comes with the territoy! JC: Fair enough. Lance: But you haven't seen the best part. [Snaps fingers] Chris, bring in the surprise! <Chris dissapears and comes back with a blonde boy, gagged and bound> JC: OH MY GOD, YOU'VE KIDNAPPED NICK CARTER! Lance: Picture this: Nick realizes he's not the number one favorite singer in the world because of a little someone named JUSTIN TMBERLAKE! He snaps and goes on a killing spree and kills everyone in *N SYNC except, of course, for me and Chris. Chris: Being stupid as he is, he forgets that we are in the group... most people do. Lance: And then, he realizes what he's done and kills himself, IT'S PERFECT! JC: Yeah except... hey what's Topenga doing here? <Lance turns around and JC grabs the knife and stabs Chris in the head as he falls face-first into the kitty litter> Lance: Wow! He finally did something funny! JC: I'll say! <The two fight as Nick wets his pants for the 5th time. JC finally manages to push over the refrigerator and crush Lance's skull> Nick: Oh JC, you're my hero! JC: Dude, get off me! [He brushes Nick off his shoulder] Ha, ha, ha. What a perfect ending, I can finally have a solo career! I'm freeeeeeeeeeee! THE END |
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