Setting- Canada and Jon�s House
(Nick and Chris are sitting in the back of a Patty Wagon having just been arrested)
Chris- Right, so remember, when you hear the explosion run as fast as you can toward the US.
Nick- Ok, yeah, I think I got it
(Nick leans back against the doors thinking, suddenly the doors fall open and Nick tumbles out onto the road, Chris doesn�t hesitate and jumps out behind him)
Chris- Or that works...I forgot they don�t lock their doors here
Nick- Well, now what...
(Chris takes a moment then pulls out the silver device)
Nick- Yes! we get to fight evil!
Chris- Yeah. Well were gonna need a disguise. We�re kinda fugitives now
(Just then two helpless looking Mounties trot up the road)
Nick- Are you thinking, what im thinking?
Chris- Oh yea, we kill the prime minister, then I pretend that I�m him and you pose as my bodyguard
Nick- Oh...I was thinking we go grab a bite to eat and try to come up with something over a nice hearty meal.
Mountie #1- How you two doing, ay?
Mountie #2- You too haven�t seen any escape convicts have ye?
Chris- Oh no, of course not, no convicts here
Mountie #1- Well just checking, you two have a nice-
Chris- I�l let you know if I see those criminals, have you seen any criminals Chris, yea me neither.
Mountie #2- Erm, well thanks then folks, see you
(The Mounties begin to move away)
Chris- Phew...that was close
Nick- Wait a sec...now are you thinking what I�m thinking?
Chris- Yeah, they�re probably on to us, we better murder those Mounties before anyone finds out...
Nick- No...We steal their clothes and pretend we�re Mounties.
Chris- Hm, can I kill mine?
Nick- No!
(Chris grumbles, but agrees and they go and jump the Mounties. The Mounties don�t offer any resistance and Chris and Nick easily overtake them)