Mountie #2- Aye, no weapons and no violence. It makes our job a bit difficult at times don�t ya know.
(Several moments later Chris and Nick are outfitted with Mountie gear and are ready to set off)
Chris- Where�d the horses go?
Mountie #1- Oh, they�re trained to run off if we leave their backs for more than 3 minutes.
(Nick and Chris look to each other briefly.)
Nick- Wait, then how....hm....
Chris- Right....well what now?
Nick- Well we need to find a mount...lets go
(Chris and nick stroll off into the mysterious woods of Canada)
Meanwhile Back in Virginia...
Jon- *Sighs* Chris and Nick have scared all my friends away...So bored...
(Jon glances around looking for something to do. He sighs heavily, then stares at his phone. He picks it up and continues to stare at it. Eventually he flips it open and begins panning through his address book. He stops on a number and his finger hovers over the call button for what seems like an eternity. Finally he press the button, and winces as the phone rings)
Jon- Yeah hi...um, Tareq, you wanna h-h-hang out?....Great I guess, I�l see you tomorrow...
(Jon groans)
Jon- What have I done...I�ve reminded everyone that Tareq still exists...