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| My Favorite C&M Moments |
| 123 - TOW The Birth (A woman passes by, carrying newborn twins) Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two? Chandler: You'll get one. Monica: Oh yeah? When? Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Chandler: No, no, no. Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Chandler: (trapped) Uh, uh. Monica: Well? Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! (Throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in) |
| 219 - TOW Eddie Won't Go (Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment) (Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him sleep) (Chandler wakes up) Chandler: Daaahhhh! Monica: Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh! Chandler: Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more watching. Monica: I wa- Chandler: Uuuh. |
| 306 - TOW The Flashback Chandler: You okay? Monica: Phoebe moved out. Chandler: Right. Monica: I don�t understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I don�t have a boyfriend? Chandler: Noo!! You don�t have a boyfriend because....I don�t, I don�t know why you don�t have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend. Monica: Well, I think so. Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. [hugs her] Listen, you are one of my favorite people and the most beautiful woman I�ve ever known in real life. [continuing the hug] Umm, this is nice. Monica: I know, it is isn�t it? Chandler: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton? Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too. |
| 424 - TOW Ross' Wedding (Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. There�s an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.) Chandler: Well I�ve-I�ve never done that with you before. Monica: Nope Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay? Monica: Yep, yep...You? Chandler: Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You? (Looking over at her. She looks back) We did you. Monica: Well...I�d better get going. Chandler: Oh yea yea, absolutely. Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed) Could you not look? Chandler: I don�t want to look. |
| 514 - TOW Everybody Finds Out Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya! Phoebe: And why not?! Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!! Phoebe: You're-you're what?! (Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter from the hall) Chandler: Love her! That's right, I�LOVE�HER!!! I love her!! [They walk together and hug] I love you, Monica. Monica: I love you too Chandler. [They kiss] |
| 625 - TOW The Proposal Part Two Joey: Dude! Chandler: I can�t talk to you now, I gotta find Monica! Joey: She�s gone. Chandler: What? Joey: She�s gone. She had a bag and she left. Chandler: What are you talking about? Joey: She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think. Chandler: Well why didn�t you stop her?! Why didn�t you just tell her it was a plan?! Joey: I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldn�t believe me. Chandler: Well where� Where did she go? Joey: To her parent�s I think and she said you shouldn�t call her. But if I were you I would. Chandler: I can�t believe I ruined this. Joey: I am so sorry man. (He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.) Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise. (He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.) Chandler: Oh my God. (Monica gets down on one knee.) Monica: Chandler� In all my life� I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to�fall in love with my best�my best� There�s a reason why girls don�t do this! Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought� (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you�ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me? Monica: Yes. (The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.) Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife! (They hug again.) |
| 716 - TOW the Truth about London Chandler: Well, look it�s been a really emotional time y�know, and you�ve had a lot to drink. And you�ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight! Monica: Really? Chandler: You kidding? You�re the most beautiful woman in most rooms� (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What�s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out? Monica: Well, not anymore. Chandler: But we don�t do that. Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun. Chandler: How drunk are you? Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. Chandler: (thinks) That�s the perfect amount! Monica: Okay! (They run to the bed, sit down, and start making out again.) Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y�know what�s weird? Chandler: What? Monica: This doesn�t feel weird! Chandler: I know. Monica: You�re a really good kisser. Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers? Monica: Hm-hmm! Chandler: Okay! (They do so and they take off their clothes.) Monica: Wow! You are really fast! Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you. Monica: We�re gonna see each other naked. Chandler: Yep! Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time? Chandler: Count of three? Monica: One! Chandler: Two! Monica: Two! Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.) Chandler: Well I think it�s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined . Monica: Eh, we weren�t that close anyway! Chandler: Eh! |
| 811 - TOW Ross' Step Forward (Scene: Chandler and Monica�s. Monica is eating and Chandler enters. His hair and clothes are all messed up.) Chandler: Hi honey. I�m home. Monica: From the tequila factory? Chandler: It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug, I told him that you and I split up. He took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars. And then, when I wouldn�t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird! Monica: Come here. I can breathe through my nose. (They hug) Chandler: You know what the worst part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. Y�know, it was like, uh, It�s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise me that you will never leave me, that we will grow old and be with each other for the rest of our lives. Monica: I promise. |
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