| Chemistry Club Quote Board: �I love watching cow sex.� ~Lisa �It tastes like ass water.� ~Sarah After seeing the population of St. Catharines: �Now, is that in Canadian numbers?� ~Sarah �I�m very vulnerable right now.� ~Jason �Dr. Janik is hot like a popsicle stick is hot.� ~Amanda �Dr. Bowser is hot like moose piss is hot.� ~Amanda �Toronto booty stuck in a turnstile.� �Moose piss fart with an ass water chaser.� ~Amanda �No, my head is not an sp2 fluffy orbital.� ~Jason �We all have to sleep with Jason.� ~Sarah �That�s what�s wrong with people, they suck!� ~Amanda �Oh sure, and it was Jocelyn that grabbed my boob.� ~Joanna �What are we, little sperm or something?� ~Jason �I�m drunk enough to do karaoke, but only if they have Billy Idol.� ~Joanna �Stick it in your armpit, and definitely get it out of your crotch.� ~Amanda �I put it there because I was pointing at their phallic things.� ~Jason �I can�t spell �phallic�!� ~Lisa �I�m gonna look up �phallic� in the Bible�God damn Bible, no indexes�is that a Jewish thing or something?� ~Jason �I went to church once for about 10 minutes, but I left because they weren�t serving beer.� ~Amanda Jason: �Do you like moose piss?� Amanda: �Yes.� �You�re not allowed to have bulges in your front pocket.� ~Laura to Sarah �I�ve seen better�I�ve done better�� ~Dayle �Tell me what to do, I�ll do it.� ~Amanda �Don�t do anyone I wouldn�t do.� ~Lisa �It�s really funny that Chem Club gets drunk and talks about Calc.� ~Amanda �I wish they�d just let us take Math in Action, and let�s call it a day.� ~Dayle �That stupid bitch, she ate all the beer.� ~Lisa (sober) �I definitely gotta put this on.� ~Jason (about the pink beaded bracelets) �400 Canadian rugby players, and WHO drops a bottle of beer in the hotel lobby?� ~Amanda �That�s just my elbow with it�s own agenda.� ~Jason �Do either of you want to smell my ass?� ~Amanda �Jocelyn, you�re showing a little too much skin, I can see your mouth.� ~Amanda �Why didn�t she just eat him?� ~Jason Jason: �I�m the TA.� Lisa: �But you�re fucked up.� �Until I�m shitting out the windows, I�m not completely smashed.� ~Jason �I�m sorry I hurt your crotch.� ~Amanda to Lisa �You can zoom in on my turtle.� ~Lisa �God damn Beck�s, why don�t they just put 7 bottles in a 6-pack?� ~Jason �We�re easy to get to.� ~Amanda �I don�t like to get nekkid with other people.� ~Sarah �Well I don�t know what Jocelyn did with those oranges�� ~Lisa �Sex on the beach is fun.� ~Dayle �I walked in and saw a mullet and said �That�s it, I can�t learn.� � ~Jim �Sure, pencils are crunchy, but then you�d choke and die.� ~Canadian Corn Nuts commercial �I wonder what pop stars breasts look like after the exchange rate.� ~Amanda �When I�m home alone, and I�m naked, and the doorbell rings, THEN I�m running naked.� ~Joanna �Jocelyn picked her nose and mayonnaise came out!� ~Amanda Jocelyn: �There�s something missing.� Sarah: �Yeah, it tastes like ass.� �Wait�there�s a �y� in my name?� ~Jocelyn �Iranians know, they have Iranian-dar.� ~Amanda �We�ll go up to the Yukon and capture wild Furby�s.� ~Amanda �Dr. Mulligan�� ~Sarah �I got another hard one.� ~Sarah �I love the flaming whale.� ~Jason �My jackass broke.� ~Lisa �OK, who�s ovulating? We need the eggs.� ~Jason �I pimp myself.� ~Jason �Oh yes, I want your umbrella.� ~Jason �Man, now I�m pissed, I have a three-legged jackass.� ~Lisa Back to the Toronto page Back to the Chem Club Home Page Back to Lisa's main Home Page You're person # to read the quote board! |
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