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| As some of you know, I'm a member of the Fredonia State Chemistry Club. We have a LOT of fun, as some of the stuff below will show. This is my UNCENSORED Chem club page. :) |
| Some of the great quotes to come out of the mouths of our prestiged Chemistry faculty and students (Keep in mind that many of these came late at night while studying for an Organic Chemistry final.): Amanda's Fav Animal: Chem Majors Amanda's Fav thing to wear: men named Tony "I need more lace underwear." ~Amanda Amanda's most embarassing moment: "I have quite a few of them, and most involve Tom Janik." "Yeah, I shower next to guys all the time...." -Amanda, President of Chemistry Club. "The reaction time of methyl acetate is...yum, grape jam." Amanda in the lounge before lab. "So, do you think ABBA is good polymer music?" Dorm room Chemistry with Lisa and Amanda. Well, do you? "Amanda, only YOU can combine sex and chemistry in such interesting ways." "Promise yourself more moments like this so you can make big ass prints in the sands of time." A combination of the lovely sayings inside Dove chocolates, as created by Amanda. "I know somehow it will find it's way to my pants." Chemistry Department Chairman Dr. Tom Janik on chalk. "More thoughts will pass through that man's rectum than I'll have in a lifetime." Speaking of Stephen Douglas. "Let's decorate Dr. Janik!" Amanda in lounge on Christmas tree-decorating day. "So, do you think back-bonding is dead, Jim?" Dr. Lawson to Dr. Bowser in random conversation. "Ha, ha, I have baby Eppendorf vials and you don't!" Jen, the lab TA being overly excited about some little plastic things. "Well, I WAS having a good-self esteem day." Lisa showing her sarcasm in response to Jen. "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the prints of my ass." Another quote about ass prints having nothing to do with Chemistry whatsoever. Lisa and Amanda, up late at night studying for an Organic Chemistry final, create their own monster. They call it the "E1, E2, chiral purple propyl eater." "Molecules get push-up valences so they can have oxidative cleavage." Amanda on the physical properties of organic molecules. |
| We did it! We found the perfect name for the next Chemistry rock group....Crude Ester!!! |
| Chem Club spent Spring Break 2001 in Toronto! Check out the webpage here! However, that's not the only trip we want to take! If you want to help us get as far away from YOU as possible (and we know you do) then PLEASE help us get some money! All pop cans and bottles (with NYS deposit) are being collected in the Chemistry lounge, 2nd floor Houghton Hall. Thanks! |
| Strange things always seem to happpen when sophomore chem majors Amanda, Lisa and Sarah (A.K.A "Kumler's Angels") get together. I mean, who else would be forced to climb out windows at 10:30 at night while watching "2gether" on MTV? I don't think ANYONE. Pictures to be added as they are made available. :) |
| We're also planning to make a safety video for our club gift. We hope this new one is even cornier (?) than the old one. If you have any ideas on how we might be able to do this, or might like to help us out, E-mail me! |
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