| Quotes.... you've gotta love em |
| "And kevin looks at her with this totally innocent look and says 'what i'm not doing anything!" -Ed 8/10/01 talking aobut humming on the microphone on the airplane. "I suddenly became aware of my nipple in that last song." -Ed 7/17/01 (cincinnati) "Oh great... it just went from puke to shit." -steve 7/17/01 (cincinnati) "I have to set an example for the young people, and that is: be a fat guy with bad hair." steve "What ever it was, i didn't do it. I didn't do a think. I'm inoccent, I swear!" -jim "Rhyming is unimportant when offending Jehovah's witnesses" -steve "I like it when they throw fish at me; i feel like i am on 'the real world" -ed "I'd rather use women's razors to shave my bikini line" -tyler "fucking hell! it's cold in here! and i'm a canadian!" -Ed "I love krispy kreme donuts, but doesn't the thought of cream that is crispy just churn your stomach?" -steve "thats naked with a P-H!!" -tyler Andy: "sometimes i'm here, sometimes i'm somewhere else." Jim: "And sometimes i'm dumb." Andy: "Yes, Jim sometimes you are. You hear them? They're saying 'yes he is!" "I love to vust" -steve making fun of ed's typo on a chat "Give kevin his juice!" -Ed 1/1/2000 aburn hills show "When i finally get the chance to say something funny, the joke's already over!" -kevin 1/1/2000 Aburn hills show "Hi, Mom, it's Ed! Do you know the words to 'if i had a million dollars?" - Ed (he took a cell phone from a girl in the front row at cincy 8/31/99) "It's like the biggest loser in the whole school had a party, and EVERYBODY came!" -steve "Red, for instance, is not only the color of blood, but also of a clowns' noses." -steve "Chicken, Chicken, Chicken..... tastes great..." -ed "I found the best sort of solution to that was to stop singing and wet yor pants. you'd be surprised hiw many situations that will get you out of. I may do that now." -ed "The trauma of the mic not working has caused me to forget the words to the damn song..." -steve (when his mic wouldn't work during straw hat and old dirty hank) "I've got nes for you, steven page... i was that bully! I was in your locker, i was in your pants, i was behind the DJ at the highschool dance!" -Ed during an improv in cincy 8/31/99 Steve: "Ty's cranky." Tyler: "No i'm spanky. I'm looking for buckwheat." "Pontiac sunfire -- great to drive, tastes great too!" -Ed "I'd like to thank everyone who chose pepsi over coke. and i'd like to thank everyone who chose coke over pepsi. And to everyone who doesn't drink cola. And thanks to cola for starting this whole debate." -steve Jim: "it;s the same thing every night! Drums, bass, guitar, drums, bass, guitar!" Steve: "Well, Jim, we're a rock band, that's what we do." Steve: "Do ninja turtles have real blood or is it just Ketchup?" Ed: "Not sure. I suffocated the one i killed." I called home and my son said to me, 'daddy you're an asshole! You're never home! you're always on the road! You think you're SO HOT!' so i hung up and pretended it was a prank call" -steve "Keep listening or i'll slap ya silly!" -ed (Cincy's q102) "The fact that 'barenaked ladies' made us laugh and remindede us when we used to look through the womens underwear section of the sears catalog when we were 9. Once ed go our first gig, he told them we were the barenaked ladies, and there was no turning back or else how would the 7 people there find us again?" -steve "we're a band called barenaked ladies. You may remember us from when you used to beat us up in highschool." -Ed "If i can have an omllette with home fries and toast, i'm a happy guy at any meal... and with graperfruit juice, now that's a delicous meal. Sometimes i try to mislead my self into thinking i want oatmeal, but i know i never do." -steve "Just tell 'em eddie sent ya, and they'll say: Huh?" -ed |
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