-steve
"Well, i think mostly mean people suck." -ed
"It took them 714 years to complete the flip-book version of Titanic. and when they did they were criticizedfor the poor special effects. Then they said 'what the hell do you expect? We started the special effects in 1585! Give us a goddamn break!" -steve
Steve: "yes ed's still in that stage."
tyler: "he's growing hair in unexpected places..."
Ed: "Behind my knees."
"Do you ever turn on the TV with the closed-captioning and realize it's totally fucking with you?"
-steve
"I'm not a very good human... but i'm a very sexy hobbit" -ed
"See if you yelled 'i love BNL' at a hip concert, you'd get your ass kicked!" -steve
"your shoe is... um... untied. Be careful you don't fall." -Jim
(and my favorite)
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is a debate over those-those - what do you call them? mp3's. Should you be dowloading stuff and burning your own CDs? Well, here's the answer folks: As long as you dont belive in the internet, like barenaked ladies- We refuse to belive the internet exists-There is no problem with mp3's in the music business. You can not steal something if there is nothing to steal. What is the sound of one band talking? There is nothing to steal if there is no internet. If there is no internet, there is no need for a monitor on your computer. Just type and touch your privates. I didn't even buy a monitor. It's all in my imagination. It's all in my imagination." -Steve
Ed: "I am the God of fudge!"
Steve: "And i am the god of little sprinkles!"
"Like they say in Canada, 'we're number 3! we're number 3!" -Steve
"Nobody understood sarcasm till they came up with that little winking guy." -Ed ;-)
Steve: "I like the word Wembley, because it's a noun and an adjetive.... Because when something is webley, when it wembles so hard that it's truly wembley, then it manifests itself in a group of people like this, so it can be a verb too, 'to wemble."
Ed: "This room is very wembley tonight. What's the definition of webley?"
Steve: "Ahh,'in a wembling fashion..."
Ed: "you're not supposed to use the word in a definition!"
Steve: "That's the way i do it!" -wembley 4/11/1999
(and my other favorite!)
"Nothing makes you feel less like a rock star than sitting outside in a movie theatre in hatford at 130 in the morning waiting for a cab." -Ed
"I would make chicken smell like fish and fish smell like chicken. That would totally freak people out." -steve page
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