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You guys might be interested to know who the heck is the guy who writes up all this stuff and maintains this website. Or maybe not. But then, what the heck are you doing in this page, dummy? You should have read the section title before barging in here.
I am not posting details of my life in here hoping that my prince charming would drop by, take a peek at my stats and hunt me down for us to live happily ever after (marriage-optional). Pretty risky business when you consider that somebody just might hunt me down for all of the stuff I write here. The reason why I put my bio here is so that you could relate to my experiences more, even in a temporal manner. You could associate with my thoughts, and with my character. You would think to yourself, gee if this guy could think up all of this stuff, and I'm so much better than him, I could do it too. Making you people reading my stuff stop and think is really my goal. We need more people in the world who consider and mull over matters before acting. (I would never admit that I added this page just to add more pages to the site. NEVER!) And I sincerely hope that people would rise above hunting me down just for speaking a piece of my mind. Besides, just so you know, I have retained the services of Sailor Moon as my bodyguard. Armed with her twangly-dangly weapon (I don't know what the f*** it's called), she'll put you to rest if ever you deign to come two feet of my person with evil intentions on your mind, so you should keep that in mind before seeking me out.
So for the sake of those who's actually interested (all two of you), here is a sketchy bio ala syrupy sweet high school girl slum book (with supposedly witty comments beside them). PJ's life encapsulated and compacted in a single webpage. Enjoy!
 A couple of pics from my baul |  I wasn't even smiling yet... |
NAME: Paul John Ordanza. Two saints in a name, beat that!
NICKNAME: PJ. Quite self-explanatory.
HANDLE: Crackerboy, liquid_dreamer. If you want to know why, please check out my essays page.
AGE: 20 years old
ADDRESS: Kawit, Cavite. Near the place where Aguinaldo first made ladlad... the watawat.
BIRTHDATE: September 01, 1983, Although my face says otherwise...
ZODIAC SIGN: Virgo. No, I am not OC nor am I a stickler for detail. I'm a sloppy, average joe
EDUCATION: I plodded through a couple of years in BS Information Technology in DLSU-Dasmari�as, took the school by storm and became the most promising student, then had to stop for various reasons. Just so you know, this course was not a personal choice. Once again, the concept of money stopped me from studying what I really wanted to study.
HOBBIES: Reading fiction and essay compilations, singing and listening to music, writing stuff down, watching and drawing anime, performing divinations, thinking aloud.
FOOD: I love chicken in all of it's incarnations. Fried, roasted, broiled. Afritada, Tinola, Adobo. Oh, except for those icky parts like the head, the intestines and the feet (AKA the Addidas).
MUSIC: Pop, RnB, New Age, New Wave, J-Pop
SINGERS: D' Sound, Jennifer Paige, Evanescence, Jason Mraz, Matchbox Twenty, Satou Akemi, Gayle Dizon (She RULES! A slap and a tuna to the face goes to the three stoogie judges who booted her off during the second week)
SONGS: Tatooed on my Mind, Stranded, My Immortal, Push, Equal Romance, The Remedy (I Won't Worry), Wakateita Hazu, I Can't Tell You Why. Although for some unexplainable reason, I can't stop myself from bopping to the beat when I hear the song, "Bulaklak" by the Viva Hot Babes.
CARTOON CHARACTER: Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. I have no great illusions about my intellectual capacity, but I like the way Dexter's mindset works. We both have a knack for being Optimistic Pessimists. Although I am also partial to Shinji Ikari of Neon Genesis Evangelion. We're both wimps with an attitude.
ACTORS AND ACTRESSES: Jacquelyn Jose, Ewan MacGregor
MOVIES: Moulin Rouge, A Walk in the Clouds, The Big Green, Ring (Japanese Version)
TV SHOWS: John Doe, Ally McBeal, Single, WWE Smackdown and RAW, Star in a Million (Go ahead and laugh!)
SPORTS: Is Chess considered a sport? No? The I have to go with the oh-so-trendy badminton.
COLOR: Green, orange and gray. As I have said, I make this website's BG color blue under extreme protest. It's just too powdery. But have you ever seen gray water?
BOOKS: Portofino, Book of Shadows, The Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All, anything by Jessica Zafra, Sidney Sheldon books. Actually, it would be impractical to list all the books which have influenced me profoundly, since I read everything which lands in my crowded bookshelf.
SCENT: I love Clinique Happy. Everytime I smell that perfume, I'm immediately transported to a time in my life when everything was free and all I had to do was dance.
MOTTO: Diya ko Mawatan!
AMBITION: Oh, I guess I could write down humdrum goals like writing a book or writing a column for a daily, so I'll just write my ultimate dream: World Piece (Yup, that's spelled right).
GIMMICK PLACE: Malate
BEST FRIEND: I never had a best friend. I have a few which comes close, but I can't mention them all, since they all can't be the best, right?
HORROR MOVIE CHARACTER: Sadako (Because she represents my shadow self)Obviously, I could go on and on about the things in my life which matter, but you just might get too sick of me and not proceed to the other sections of this site so I'm gonna shut up now. For those who wish more information about me other than those already provided in this page (to use for what, I have nary a clue), you can send a mail my way. The addy is [email protected] or for a faster way, just send me a YM message to liquid_dreams_website. So thanks for reading through my short bio. It is my hope that you have gotten to know me, at least enough for you to appreciate the things I write more.
