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| So you think the world is a horrible place, or maybe you don't, maybe your the optimist and think war, plague, insects and strawberries are no problem at all. Well I have something to say on that matter, in a world where even seagulls are depressed, who can keep an optimistic perspective? Today I witnessed a bird trying to commite suicide. I was sitting at a bus stop after applying for jobs, my trusty side kick anne at my side, when a bird landed in the street in front of us. Not a wierd occurence right? Well it wasn't wierd at first, but then enter the twilight zone. Cars started to come and you would think the bird would fly away right? Nope, it moved towards the moving cars, you could see the crazed look in it's eye, sense the desperation of his life's course(what? I confuse myself). After causing a major traffic build up and almost being run over by a speeding red focus, he lost his nerve and flew to the roof of chili"s watching the speeding cars with anger and confusion. If something like this can occur, how can the glass be half full? Yet some people do possess mad skills with computer and copy pasting numbers to get into closed KENNEDY pictue sites, so the world might not be all bad. Jesus what we do to avoid work. So blah, but one day I will have a brian and a life, and then you know what will happen? I"ll stop writting on this website and then what would people who read it do? Hmmmmm..... maybe get a life too? Nah, chickens and turkeys eat way too much grass for that. And in the words of someone wise, do you ever feel like you're in a confesional when your in a bathroom stall? Next time your in the stall committing your act of sin, and thoughts are runnin through your head, look at the top of the toilet paper dispenser thing, there may be a plastic jesus there watching you. Do you feel comfortable having jesus watch you while you take a shit? No, Yes, maybe so? Well a toy dancin jesus is good enough for me, so now we all gather and learn about cheese cake and how good it is with rasberry's on top, yum.I like how ended my last post so I"ll keep the same line, ahem: MY cat can kick your cats ass, zues attack!!! type; |
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