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So now its time for a story ladies and gentlemen. I"m sure the women will get more of a kick out of this. Unless your an extremley cool guy that understands the perfect jizzness that is legolas. See yesturday.....sigh...... I went to the movies and something amazing happened. SOmething so wonderful, so perfect, so amazing I just had to wait a day to write about it. See yesturday....gulp....I saw lord of the rings and..and ....and... oh god hold on I have to catch my breath. (! minute delay in writting.)Note to reader: all the following must be read in a frantic pace as if you had just drank 5 cups of coffee snorted pixies stixs and had the sugar in a plastic bottle liquid stuff that is liquid candy: I saw lord of the rings and legolas was there and he was so hot and the movie was so good and many shots of legolas and awsome battle scene and mary and pippin were very cool and gandalf was awsome and strider rocked and kicked ass and of course gimmlie was cool and then legolas pulled out his sword(hehe)and was like wam bam and he road a shield thing and killed tons of orks and said funny things and had really pretty eyes and was so damn sexy I jizzed in the theater and then I was like jesus christ and legolas was so freakin cool with his bow and than and I was like tap that ass and then they did closeup shots of him and I was like those miracle camera people those men deserve to be hugged by millions of ewan megregors and such........Note to reader:return to normal pace and adopt a put together no nonsense voice: So overall it was an excellent movie that could be over dramatic at times, but managed to keep the audiences attention for 3 hours. So a very good movie and a must see.So yeah now I"m done and kind of embarassed so I"m going to go. Check out my other site through the link. Like anyone's gonna read this anyways. |
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