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Shaman Rurouni
Chapter Two: "But I can't be a shaman!"
Disclaimer: Any one who wants to get sued by claiming Shaman king and Rurouni Kenshin, go ahead. I like my money to be used to help the anime community. Laura, Hitaka, and Tora are mine, however, and if you wish to use them, give me credit.
AN: Okay. I'm wierd. And if you didn't figure it out, I'm Laura!! ^^ A non-cooperative psycho with a paintbrush that doesn't pay attention!! And poor kenshin has to deal with me!! Now, on to the show!!
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God, did his body ach. Everything hurt. Kenshin felt like he had been crushed under an avelanche. Not like he would know, because he never had to deal with one. All he could remember was falling and passing out.
So now he was at home. Probably passed out from exhaustion. Was that even possible for the ex-hitokiri? Sano probably dragged Kenshin home and Kaoru was sitting right next to him, worried.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" cried out a voice. Defenantly not one he recognized. Kenshin sat up, in both fear and confusion. Both emotions increased when he saw where he was.
'Where am I?' Kenshin thought, then turned towards the voice.
"THIS IS HUMILLIATING!! ME, BOKUTO NO RYUU, BEATEN BY A GIRL IN PHANTASY STAR ONLINE?!?! ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M A HUMAR AND SHE'S FOMAR?!" Ryuu said.
The next person made Kenshin a little more wary. Black anarchy shirt, baggy pants, and spiked clothing would make you nurvous too when you are from the 19th century.
"Simple," the girl said, then typed something. Ryuu looked at his computer screen. A look of confusion was on his face.
"Fear the leet vidio game master', you idiot..." Laura said.
"Oro?" Kenshin said, catching both people's attention.
Laura fell out of her chair she was so frightened. Ryuu just stared.
Yoh came running into the living room, chased by Ren and his shark head, swinging his Kwan Dao, yelling something along the lines of "How dare you forget the milk." Both were followed by Horohoro and Pilica, Pilica saying that Horohoro never trains enough, folowed by Lyserg and Iron Maiden Jeanne, Jeanne saing how if everyone didn't shut up, they would all be punished in the name of justice by the savior.
Reminding Laura and Ryuu about their arguement.
"I KNOW HOW YOU WON!!! YOU CHEATED!!!"
"YOU CAN'T CHEAT IN PHANTASY STAR ONLINE!!"[1]
"YOH!! HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE LIST?!"
"BECAUSE IT WASN'T EVEN ON THE LIST!!!"
"HOROHORO?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR THE AINU FOR YOU TO BECOME SHAMAN KING?!"
"BUT I'M TIRED AND HUNGRY!! I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH IN ONE DAY!!!!"
"If everyone does not shut up, they will all be punished in the name of JUSTICE! I am the SAVIOR and I deserve some silence!"
"Hello?" Kenshin had to get someone's attention.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHAMAN FIGHT!!"
"I COULD BEAT YOU WITH BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK AND WITHOUT ANY OF MY SPIRITS!!!
"I WILL KILL YOU, YOH, FOR FOGETTING THE MILK EVEN IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO!!!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT IT ON THE LIST THEN, REN!!"
"HOROHORO! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?"
"WHY SHOULD I, PILICA?"
"HELLO?!" Kenshin yelled.
No one heard, everyone involved in their own arguements.
"REN!! GIVE ME YOUR KWAN DAO!!"
"WHY SHOULD I?? GET YOUR OWN!"
"BECAUSE SHE KNOWS YOUR SECRET ABOUT YOU AND HOROHORO! WAIT!! DON'T GIVE HER THE KWAN DAO!!! I LIKE MY HAIR!!"
"I'M GOING OUT! MAYBE I CAN LISTEN TO MY MUSIC IN PEACE!!!
"WHAT ABOUT ME AND REN?"
"LISTEN, HOROHORO!!!"
This was when Anna came in. Yoh, Laura, Pilica, and Jeanne became silent, Yoh, Pilica, and Jeanne in respect, and Laura in curious amusement. All of them moved to a different side of the room from where the commotion was.
"LAURA! BACKING OUT ARE YOU? CHICKEN!!
"YOH! WHAT DO YOU THING YOU'RE DOING?! GO GET ME MY MILK, OR I TAKE THE SAMURAI!!!"
"WHAT ABOUT ME?? WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT ME??"
Ren, Horohoro, and Ryuu found themselves on the recieving end of one of Anna's spirits: Zenki, attack.
Kenshin had to do a double take. Not only was there differnt technology, there was now demons. He was oblivious to the fact that there were now other spirits in the room. It was Zenki and Kouki he was frightened of. Kenshin got up, deciding to leave when no one noticed.
"Where do you think you are going?" Anna asked. Kenshin just stopped, not wanting the same fate as Ren, Horohoro, and Ryuu.
"I need to talk to you, come with me." Anna said, walking into the kitchen. Kenshin followed. Maybe he could get answers to his questions.
Or maybe he was now a part of this big "happy" family...
Laura smirked and began walking to her room, steping on, and breaking, Ren's Kwan Dao.
"LAURA, DO YOU NOW HOW MUCH I NEED THAT?!?!"
"Wha....You can buy a new one... God knows you have enough money.
"QUIT ACTING LIKE I'M ARROGANT!!"
"But you are.."
"I'M NOT ARROGANT!! I'M JUST ALOT BETTER THAN YOU!!!"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK 'ARROGANT' MEANS???"
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Kenshin sat at the table, glad that Zenki and Kouki wasn't in the room. He just agreed to help Yoh, but the next thing he was about to hear would confuse him greatly.
"You won't turn on Yoh to become Shaman king."
"Huh? I's sorry, but I am not a shaman, that I am not..."
"You are, otherwise you wouldn't have such a high furyoku..."
"What do you mean?"
"You ARE a shaman, you just haven't learned how to use your power."
"But I cannot be a shaman, that I cannot...."
"You will. Tommorow, Laura will take you to Izumo to meet your teacher."
"Oro? This is all confusing, that it is....And where am I?"
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[1] I have the gamecube version, so I don't know if there is any cheat codes.
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