A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
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10) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
9) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer
8) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein
7) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso
6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc
3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah
2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" - J.F.K.
And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....
1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton
