Quotes

Here are some quotes from my favourite movies, TV shows and things that happen with my friends.

Fave Quotes

Shannon- I was thinking all awful things hey... i thought your parents had fought or your dog had drowned in your pool, then i remembered you didnt have a dog... lol.
I was going to scab the day off school, but thenm I changed my mind.. so when Shannon found out she thought something bad had happened to me.. lol.

Me- Well thats not good.. I suggest lemsip.. mmm lemony.. actually they're for colds.. go with a nurefen (don't know motto). mmm nuro-ee.
Shannon was complaining of laughing pains (not my explosions!), and I said that.

Me- Well in my book (which is a great read i'll have you know), oooer means you have something to tell me.
Shannon said ooer which led me to believe she had something to tell me.. supposedly she didnt but straight after our "difference of oooer meanings" she told me something!

Shannon- We'll take you to see the crazy crabs.
Me- Are they sweets?
Me, Shannon and Jorbie were at the shops and they wanted to show me some crazy crabs. I'd never heard of them and thought they were lollies or something. I know, I know, I'm weird! :p

Shannon- Have you ever seen a black boy?
Me- Yeah, I used to be friends with a black family.
I had a such a blonde moment. Shannon was referring to the plants, but I got confuzzled and thought she meant an actual black person.

Shannon- "I can never do it, I always have to jiggle the knob." She meant my bathroom door, but it was funny all the same.

Lewis- "You could save a soul, or two, or three, cos maybe the dementors sucked the soul of an ant." My weird brother said that whilst we were watching HP3, when Dumbledore says "more than one innocent life could be saved tonight."

Me- "Oh, it's just you, complete with a view."

Me- "He killed them all, then came back to kill the ones left." I have no idea why, but this quote is to do with an evil toaster, I said that and realised afterwards it made no sense.

Shannon- "My worst nightmare has came true. No, I'm not adopted." I absolutely love that quote!

Love Actually

Colin- Food? *offers some food*
Nancy- No thanks
Colin- Yeah, looks a bit dodgy. Looks like a dead baby's finger, *eats it* tastes like one too. I'm Colin *does classic Colin wave*
Nancy- I'm Nancy *impersonates Colin's wave*
Colin- What do you do Nancy?
Nancy- I'm a cook
Colin- Do you do weddings?
Nancy- Yes I do
Colin- They should have asked you to do this one
Nancy- They did
Colin- Oh I wish you hadn't of turned it down
Nancy- I didn't
Colin- *nervous laugh*
I absolutely love that scene! I think its genius, Colin is so funny lol.

Kids- "I hate Uncle Jamie, I hate Uncle Jamie, I hate Uncle Jamie!" Basically, Uncle Jamie comes to the kids house, and decides to leave the minute he gets there, may not seem funny now, but it is to me!

Jamie's wife- "Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home!" This is when Jamie finds out his wife is cheating on him with his brother, sad moment really, but that ^ makes me laugh.

Harry- What else are you gonna do? Dip it in yoghurt? Put chocolate buttons on it?

Daniel- Do you trust me?
Sam- I trust you.
Daniel- Fool!
Sam- Oh! You big bully!

Friends

Ross- Sorry I'm not in love with "Gary Poppins like everyone else is."

Phoebe: Ok, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there, it's like, um, 'Hello, who wants one of my fallic shaped man cakes?

Monica- Fine! Judge all you want but *points to Ross* married a lesbian, *points to Rachel* left a guy at the altar, *points to Phoebe* fell in love with a gay ice dancer, *points to Joey* threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, *points to Chandler (who is in a box)* livin' in a box!

Ross- Carol's a lesbian, and I'm not one. Apparently its not a mix and match situation.

Monica- Howz your stalker?
Phoebe- Good, we did a little kissing.

Ross- I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.

Rachel- This isn't a marriage! This is the worlds worst hangover!

Rachel- Wish me luck! I'm gonna go get one of those... job things!

Joey- I'm totally cool with the gay thing.
Chandler- What gay thing?
Joey- Oh! Um, just general gay things...

Ross- I take thee Rachel *gasps*... I mean... Emily!

Ross- I can't be divorced three times, I mean besides me there's 4 divorced guy, 5 divorced guy and... geologists *giggles*

Mrs Bing- It's the Italian hand licker isn't it?
Ross- No, it's the one he's licking.

Joey- Fine! You have the chair, but I'm taking the cushions!
Chandler- The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey- I'm taking the essence!

(Joey is wearing all of Chandler's clothes) Chandler- That is soo not the opposite of taking someone's underwear!

Rachel- Isn't that just kick you in the crotch spit on your neck fantastic?

Will & Grace

Grace- He's doing drugs... without me? Not that I'd do drugs but I'd like to be asked.

Jack- He's having dinner with "K"... Kidney! Not that he'd be having dinner with one...

Will- Have fun with your hot dog, cos you aint having any of mine.

Will- It's been a long time since I slow danced with a cop, with his gun pointing in my back, at least, I hope its his gun.

Karen- Honey, what is this what are we doing?
Jack- I feel dirty, in the good way.

Karen- OMG! I'm a funny lesbian! I'm Ellen!

The Office

Gareth- What if that had killed someone?
Tim- They'll think its you, its got your name on it.
Gareth- Why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?
Tim- To stop people from borrowing it!
This is when Tim throws Gareth's stapler out of the window, and Gareth gets the blame because the stapler has his name on it in Tip-Ex.

Gareth- I don't trust the way it moves.
Gareth is afraid of jelly, so Tim found it hillarious to put his stapler in jelly.

Gareth- That's its home! Leave it there!
Ok, its another quote to do with Gareth's stapler, pmsl. I know there's loads but yeah... basically Tim asks to borrow Gareth's stapler but Gareth won't let him, hence the above quote.

David- I can make that dream come true, AKA for you.

More coming soon!