Chapter Seven
You ever sit at a party and just look around well everyone else is drunk out of their minds? I have. they do the stupidest things ever. For the fun of it I took everyone�s beer and hid it just to see if anyone would notice, it takes a drunk person 2 hours to find their beer and it was just behind the couch. One word DUH! If you can�t find your beer you know your drunk. Dancing and walking becomes a chore for them, I am serious they look like monkeys when they dance and walk, all hunched over and swinging their arms back and forth. It is actually really humorous just to watch. In the morning is the worst part you wake up and you have no idea where the hell you are, what is funnier then that is when you are drunk you forget your name and have no idea where you live, you call a taxi they come to get you and ask where you are going and you have NO IDEA. How about have you ever just sat in a park and watched people walk by or do whatever they are doing? You have those people that feed the birds when there is a sign that says �DO NOT feed birds� then you have those love birds under a tree cuddling, why they are sitting and just doing that I have no idea. Then you get the people that goof around and just have fun, throw a Frisbee or tennis ball. The funny ones are the ones that bring their golf clubs and balls and hit the balls out of the park and wonder where the hell they landed, go to a golf course then you will be able to find your balls. In church I think you see the funniest people, the priest is up there yelling and screaming about god knows what, your sitting there having a conversation with your friends (since it is Sunday you have to find out the latest gossip of the week) and the priest points you out and asks you to repeat what he just said, you have no idea because it was boring in the first place, so you stand and take a guess , you kinda have your bible open so your trying to make something up and to your surprise you were right, you sit back down and you are talking once more the priest asks you again to stand but this time it is to come up and sing in front of everyone with the choir you stand there you sing and he is amazed that you could sing so he leaves you alone for the rest of it , then comes confession, you go in and say �forgive me father for I have sinned it has been forever since my last confession� he asks you what you have done and you tell him everything , every little detail to the point where he walks out and prays. The best ones are when you are at church and everyone knows your gay and they call you a sinner and tell you, that you are going to burn in hell. The only reply you can think of is � Well hell if I am going there would you like to join me?� to your surprise some of the people that are telling you that you are going to hell are gay as well and bashing you because they are hiding from the truth of it all, trying to deny what they feel and hiding, well at least you had the guts and came out and knew who you were and were proud of it. Also have you ever realized a lot of schools now a days are getting uniforms? What is the deal with that? You are making those kids look like lambs, for crying out loud let them express themselves with the cloths they wear, but there is also a plus side to the lambish ways of uniforms, kids do not get made fun of if they are all wearing the same cloths. Think about it what are they going to say? �oh your shirt is ugly� what is that going to do? The same kid saying that would be wearing the same fucking thing. I don�t know maybe it is just me but some people just piss me off, my aunt Marion now she pisses me off, that woman came to the house at 1 in the morning then again at 3, I may not always be able to sleep but the fact of the matter is it was 3 in the morning and she comes knocking on the door like it is nothing. Now tell me why people do this. I have no idea, how would she feel if at 4 in the morning I go banging on her door and waking her and her kids up, I think she would be pissed off and all she could say was �Sorry I didn�t know you were sleeping�, the only sarcastic remark you can come out with is �Well shit I wasn�t sleeping none, I was counting the fucking cracks in the god damn ceiling� your too tired to even think about a good reply to her sorry. I don�t know people just piss me off, even the FedEx� guy pisses me off, they knock once which you can not hear because you have your music blaring, he is 2 weeks late with what he should have delivered a few days earlier, he puts a note on your door , you come out after realizing that a truck just pulled out , you chase that damn truck down the street praying to god he stops to give you the damn package but the asshole just speeds up so then you have to wait for 2 more days on top of the 2 weeks to get a package that should have been delivered a few days in advance not a few weeks later. Over night service my ass. It�s never over night service. If you were to ship a package over sea�s say the north pole from Canada, do you honestly think that it will get delivered over night? I don�t fucking think so not possible. FedEx� should change their motto so something like � It�ll be there when it�s there, threw rain and all that other crappy weather, We will try not to loose your packages� that would suit it much better.