Thanks to George W. Bush's bold initiatives regarding federal funding for faith-based charitable organizations, we are proud to bring you Lil' Devils Satanic Daycare Center.  The first daycare center devoted to teaching the ideals and beliefs of the Satanic faith to youngsters.  We're happy that after all these years of persecution, Christians and Satanists can now work together for the good of the children by providing excellent daycare at a reasonable price.