Favorite Quotes
"Trying is the first step towards failure" ~(the great) Homer Simpson~In an X-Files outtake a woman spills hot coffee in the lap of agent Mulder to which he quips, "Oh great lady, thanks alot. Now my crotch is gonna be up all night."
"Lord, I know you're supposed to be my steering wheel, and not just my spare tire" ~Arrested Developement"
"The feet you step on now are often times connected to the ass you'll have to kiss later on." ~Anonymous~
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." ~Sam Levenson~
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." ~Anonymous~
"When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane." ~Anonymous~
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." ~George Carlin~
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
~Albert Einstein~
"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenius." ~ Edsel Murphy~
"Live fast, love hard and don't let anyone else use your comb." ~The Fonz~
"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." ~Karl Marx~
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