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| some of my many funny convo w/ ppl.. alisasue: me wildpunkychick14: sarah (friend) alisasue922: my face is soooooooooo sun-burnt WildPunkyChick14: mine 2 WildPunkyChick14: so are my boobies alisasue922: like under my eyes and my cheeks WildPunkyChick14: awww alisasue922: looks like i put way 2 much blush on alisasue922: ouch alisasue922: have matt put aloe on them...i mean sneeze damn cold WildPunkyChick14: .:*kisses lisa's sun burn and makes it all better, alisasue922: lol\ alisasue922: thanks sarah alisasue922: i'd kiss ur sun burn but ummmm.....well nothing againt u but Auto response from WildPunkyChick14: BRB!!! alisasue922: kisses** alisasue922: If sex is a pain in the ass... your doing it wrong! tehehhe WildPunkyChick14: omg...when i got home last night, no one was here, and i was really sick, like i couldnt even stand up so i called my sister Nicole,and she asked me wat i was feelin like, and i told her, and she's the sister who has done just bout every drug there is, and she asked me if i droped acid, and i was like no, she believed me and she came and got me and made me take a god damn pregancy test alisasue922: and......... WildPunkyChick14: its negitive.... im still a virgin alisasue922: ohh i kne that WildPunkyChick14: so then how the fuck would it be other then negitive? alisasue922: i don't kno..maybe u the new holy virgin mother..... alisasue922=me JsnB8s=jason JsnB8s: you know that three doors down song "if i could be like that"? alisasue922: yea alisasue922: y? JsnB8s: if you listen to it, it sounds like he is say "fuck me like that" alisasue922: umm ok JsnB8s: seriously JsnB8s: it's the funniest thing alisasue922: ok i listen next time JsnB8s: ok JsnB8s: mmm, pb and j JsnB8s: lunch of champions JsnB8s: lol alisasue922: lets see.....water JsnB8s: aww, why? alisasue922: b/c y not? alisasue922: i'm not hungry JsnB8s: alright Squeks=dave alisasue= me SQUEAKS the pimp: im gonna go out and buy like 10 hats when i get home alisasue922: lol SQUEAKS the pimp: and place them everywhere SQUEAKS the pimp: couple in my car SQUEAKS the pimp: some in my room alisasue922: lmao SQUEAKS the pimp: around the house alisasue922: llol SQUEAKS the pimp: maybe hang one on my mailbox to remind me to wear one when i leave the house same 2 ppl: SQUEAKS the pimp: cuz thats all there is to do around here alisasue922: go then alisasue922: lol alisasue922: sorry alisasue922: go swimming SQUEAKS the pimp: lalalka SQUEAKS the pimp: fjwefikm alisasue922: falala lalllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SQUEAKS the pimp: lisa lisa bo beesa SQUEAKS the pimp: wait SQUEAKS the pimp: how does that go SQUEAKS the pimp: lisa lisa lo lisa SQUEAKS the pimp: banana bo beesa SQUEAKS the pimp: fe fi fo fisa alisasue922: lol SQUEAKS the pimp: lisa alisasue922: nice SQUEAKS the pimp: wait SQUEAKS the pimp: banana nana no nisa SQUEAKS the pimp: or somethin SQUEAKS the pimp: i dont kjnow SQUEAKS the pimp: shoot me SQUEAKS the pimp: put me outa my misery angelcutie=lizz alisasue=me angelcutie37404: hi hunni its lizzie borden lol alisasue922: heyy angelcutie37404: how be u? alisasue922: scared alisasue922: read this angelcutie37404: y? angelcutie37404: k alisasue922: johnPmcFadden: I went to Massillon baptist college johnPmcFadden: OIC johnPmcFadden: Do you know what it is like to have a personal relationship with God/ johnPmcFadden: When i was Catholic I just thopught of Jesus as a historical figure alisasue922: ummm yea sure johnPmcFadden: Good johnPmcFadden: thats important angelcutie37404: ooook freaky alisasue922: no sh!t angelcutie37404: y were u talkin to this person alisasue922: i lied 2 a Baptist minister angelcutie37404: o he can shove it alisasue922: no shit alisasue922: johnPmcFadden: I gotta go cut the grass, God Bless! angelcutie37404: oo my good angelcutie37404: *god alisasue922: ekk i'm scared alisasue922: hes a freek who was just block angelcutie37404: im on ur website!!!! alisasue922: ok alisasue922: kewl angelcutie37404: this is exciting alisasue922: lmao alisasue922: y? angelcutie37404: i have no life humor me angelcutie37404: lol alisasue922: ok alisasue922=me jaizee2001=jay(but his cuz marc) jaizee2001: he's gone some weird people on this buddy list alisasue922: i duuno jaizee2001: *got alisasue922: dunno alisasue922: am i ? jaizee2001: not you alisasue922: :-) alisasue922: good answer mike1872:mike alisasue922= duh take a guess. Mike1872: I wanna be that guy that announces things like "Special sale on Vagiclean... I repeat... special sale on Vagiclean." Mike1872:New and improved Vagiclean -- get's those hard-to-reach crusty areas. alisasue922:aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh~ Mike1872:Finger lickin' good. alisasue922:OKAY! OKAY! STOP! vampiremyiru:katy alisasue922:me vampiremyiru: oh god this--hey wait a minute... alisasue922: wtf r u on? vampiremyiru: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh vampiremyiru: is this a trick quesiton!?!?!?! vampiremyiru: YOU CAN'T TAKE ME! vampiremyiru: I REFUSE TO LEAVE MY HOME! vampiremyiru: I HAVE AMENDMENTS YOU KNOW! vampiremyiru: YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO GO! vampiremyiru: I DON'T WANT TO! vampiremyiru: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!! vampiremyiru: *cries* alisasue922: don't cry lil girl want some candy **holds out some candy adn grins w/ an evil smile apon my face** vampiremyiru: i dont eat candy.... vampiremyiru: ...while people are watching me. alisasue922: i turn my head....muahahhahaha vampiremyiru: *stares* alisasue922: neways vampiremyiru: *gives it to cory* vampiremyiru: bwahahahahahahahaha vampiremyiru: oh sorry *cough* alisasue922: lmao vampiremyiru: that was uncalled for, my bad. x_X alisasue922: cries no cory alisasue922: and does james bond move vampiremyiru: *STARES* vampiremyiru: oh.....dear....lord.... vampiremyiru: i'm ever so frightened vampiremyiru: maybe i'll just hide here... alisasue922: lol...sorry vampiremyiru: *climbs under a rock* alisasue922: omg i'm laughting vampiremyiru: (no one will find me! hahahaha! *nervous glances in every direction*) vampiremyiru: dont wet yourself dearie... vampiremyiru: must keep the ninja love inside. vampiremyiru: *nod* alisasue922: lmao vampiremyiru: i'm so full of it. lol alisasue922: omg alisasue922: ur sooo funny vampiremyiru: haha thanks alisasue922: ur going on my web page vampiremyiru: *blinx* vampiremyiru: *gasp* vampiremyiru: *tear* *holds up a lamp like a trophy* vampiremyiru: *fake crying* oh, and i'd also like to thank the academy because that's what every shallow, insensitive, self-absorbed start does... alisasue922: i would like 2 thnx all the lil ppl i had 2 walk on 2 get here vampiremyiru: yes! vampiremyiru: yes! vampiremyiru: and the ones that i might have urinated on as well! vampiremyiru: thank you, thank you. vampiremyiru: *star alisasue922: lmao alisasue=me Victom of Lies=sarah alisasue922: damn fags alisasue922: taking our guys Victom of Lies: Silly fagot, dicks are for chicks alisasue922: lmao alisasue992:me EvanHB: unsure EvanHB: I think Cathilic schoolgirl uniforms are VERY HOTT!!!!!!! alisasue922: its black red vertical strips and blue hoz. EvanHB: Cool alisasue922: i wear a white shirt w. it EvanHB: Nice EvanHB: Do you wear knee high socks with it? alisasue922: ya alisasue922: and usually docs EvanHB: That sounds SOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EvanHB: I'm getting horny just thinking about you in that outfit. alisasue922: ya it is till u have 2 see it daily EvanHB: I bet you look hott in it! alisasue922: i hate them alisasue922: what me hott? haha ya right...lol |
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