| This Web Page is on the Evils of Jello |
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| I placed jello in each of these evil creatures brain~ Within two days they were tring to take over the world. |
| This jello is tring to get a body~ why u ask......so it can take over the world |
| Jello is so evil~ think about it...... The history of jello: Jello, the 104-year old treat that's currently sitting in over 82% of the American kitchen, consists of four main ingerdients: gelatin, water, artifical sweetener, and food coloring. Gelatin is the stuff that makes jell-o weird, not-quite-liquid, but -also-not -very-solid structure. |
| Now for the sobering news-- gelatin is mage up of protein called collagen thats's found in cow and pig hides, hooves, bones and connective tissue. To create jell-o they boil the ingredients down, add chemicals. So jello is off-limits to vegetarian diets. |
| According to the jell-o website every 4 sec. a box of jello is sold. |
| Now if you think about it.....how would someone ever create jello? They would be boiling cow and pig hides and hooves...hmmmm sound like a satanic ritual to me. So in if you really think about it jell-o sounds like something the devil would like. |
| Now if you still don't believe a word I'm saying...put this in your pipe and smoke it.... A scientific program studing jell-o, made a model of a human brain, hooked it up with a brain wave mechine, compared it to human brain waves and concluded that wave produced by jell-o were almost the same to those produced by humans. |
| Jell-o have their own sound wave~ humans can't hear it! |
| Now go to your kitchen, open a box of jell-o, make it and then eat it~ Then sign my guest book and tell me if you want to take over the world~ i bet u will!!!!!!!! |
| Now some people who are evil~ ~Any1 who works at Kraft. ~J-Lo (sound to much like Jell-o) ~ Mr. Danko(Who is also tring to take over the world) ~Brenton M. (8th grade tried to take over the world) |
| Ceated By: Me(Lisa) anti-jelloist |
| I would like to thank: the creater of Jello Mr. Danko for all of the dankoism My mom The corrupt Holy Mother Church (j/k) |