�Um�who wants to ring the doorbell?� Alicia asked, and looked scared for the first time in her life.
�Errr�not me, really. Last time I was at a competition with her, we were in the bathroom at the arena, and her stall had run out of toilet paper, so she tore the whole toilet out of the floor in a fit of rage...� Gael Mackie whispered, so Shavahn wouldn�t hear it and turn into the Amazing Hulk again.
�I SAID who wants to ring the !@#!% DOORBELL?!�
�Meep�� said Gael Mackie, as she stepped forward and took the plunge, like any good Canadian would.

She pressed the button and they could hear �White Christmas� playing inside the house.
SUDDENLY the door slammed open and broke into several pieces before falling off of its hinges, and Shavahn Church stood before them.
�WHAT do you cracker ass Marta loving honkies want? I got shit to do!�
"Ummm...we were just wondering if umm.....can we uh - " Carly was stopped by Shawn who came forward, and stared down Shavahn.
"We need to discuss some recent events with you. We will enter your house now. Please stand aside." Shawn said, not taking her eyes off of Shavahn.
Shavahn knew when she was being beat at her own game, and stood aside as the Super Awesome Gymnast Detective Squad (they named themselves this on the planeride) marched in, Alicia pushing her down to the ground to let her know what was what. She WAS the FX champ after all, damnit. Shavahn betta recognize.
Alicia's acryllic nails left her initials (Alicia was here mothafukka!) scratched in Shavahns calves, so she wouldn�t soon forget to show respect.
Shavahn was bleeding all over the carpet, and Alicia regained her human speckles at the sight of it.
�Here, I have some tampons for that�Playtex Sport, the only REAL tampon to use, unless you�re like, a lazy cow or something.�

Shawn raised an eyebrow and in a split second, Alicia was pinned to the wall, dropping the tampons.
�No fooling around. We have serious business to tend to.�

She turned her back and Alicia slid down the wall, as the magical corn powers released her again.
�My double arabian piked is worth as much bonus as your double-double�� Alicia mumbled with a sour look on her face. Shawn spun around.
�What! Was that insolence I just heard?!� she roared as the clouds outside became black and the lightning struck into the front yard.
�N-n-noo...it was nothing, your great and all-powerful Shawnness�� Alicia said and cowered in the corner.

Shawn Johnson let the sky turn blue again.
The group then gathered in a semicircle facing her.

�Shavahn. We need to harvest information from your brain. If we�re going to find out who�s done this, you have to help us out.� Shawn said and waved a corn stalk around in the air.
Shavahn went into a seizure and her eyes glazed over. Carly tried to pick her up from the floor but she kept shaking so much that none of the girls could hold her still.
�Wow, all that just from the mention of the attacker? This is more hardcore than the international gymn circuit!� Gael Mackie said and hid behind Alicia.

Shawn waved the corn stalk over Shavahn�s head. She then began chanting magical corn spells and little by little, Shavahn stopped shaking and spirals went around and around in her eyes.

�Tell me now, Shavahn. What happened to you?�
�I didn�t see who it was. Someone came up from behind and suckerpunched me.� Shavahn replied, but her voice sounded more like a robot than a human being.
�Think harder. What did you notice?�
Shavahn started shaking again, although more gently this time.
�The�the�red lights flashing�nooo�nooooooo��
SUDDENLY blood started coming out of her ears and she lost consciousness.
�Well, I suppose it�ll be four weeks instead of three, then�� Gael Mackie said and made Alicia shove tampons in Shavahn�s ears.

The girls could hear a car pulling up outside. Shawn looked out through a window.
�It�s Shavahn�s parents! Let�s get out of here��

On the way out of the backdoor, Carly tripped over a chair and smashed her head into a drywall that broke on impact.
�Ah CARLY�!� Alicia shouted and grabbed her. They could hear the footsteps of Shavahn�s parents trailing them through the house, so they really needed to go � FAST.
Alicia threw Carly over her shoulders and slammed the door behind them. The other girls were already in the car, and since Carly was out cold, Alicia had to drive.
She shoved Carly in the backseat next to Shawn, and got in the driver�s seat.
Shavahn�s parents ran out into the street, shaking their raised fists and shouting as the car sped away.
�Oi! OIIII! She doesn�t use this brand!!�

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