Clint and Dave got to Zsa Zsa's house in record time. The only thing that slowed them down was Dave, who dropped his penis twice.
"Daney? Zsa Zsa?" Clint called in the door.
"Over here!" yelled Zsa Zsa who was in the middle of molesting Daney.
"What're ya doin'?" Dave asked Zsa Zsa
"Stuff" she replied.
"Can I try?" Dave asked hungrily. He wanted to molest Daney too.
"Go for it! I'm sooooooo drunk!" Zsa Zsa mumbled. She pounded her chest with her fist and let out a burp that knocked Clint off his feet.
"Oh Zsa Zsa!" moaned Clint.
"Clint! You're a sexy bitch!" Zsa Zsa droned.
Zsa Zsa went into the kitchen and got out a a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise from the fridge and squeezed it on Clint.
"You are so tasty, I'm going to eat you!" Zsa Zsa said, almost incoherently.
"Oh baby!" squealed Clint as Zsa Zsa sueezed mayonnaise on his extremely miniscule cock.
"Now for a taste test!" yelled Zsa Zsa. She bit a chunk off the top of Clint's already small dick.
"What just happened?" asked Clint. He has no feeling in his nether regions.
Meanwhile, at the Moff-Shack, Frank and Sheila were having a three-some with Zsa Zsa's elephantine mother. Neither Frank nor Sheila were enjoying it, but she paid them more than most of their customers. Scott and Bob were fighting over who got to whack off in the bathroom first.
"I do!" yelled Scott. "I have a longer dick than you!"
"You do not!" yelled Bob. He whipped out his 5-incher.
"Damn it! You do, man!" said Scott, thinking of his own three-incher.
"You see, I am a mack daddy!" said Bob, walking into the bathroom.
Scott settled on playin' a round o' golf in his 'room'. You see, the Moff-Shack was actually an abandoned Esso that they were squatting in. (ESSO is a gas station, for all of you who didn't know that) There wasn't that much space, so Scott took an old refridgerator box, cut a door in it, and made it like a room. He had little privacy, because half the box was missing from Dave's late night snackings. Dave always had cravings for soggy, old cardboard.
"Dave!" yelled Daney as she thundered up the stairs. "Come and catch me!" Now, even though Dave is extremely ugly, he could still run faster than the obese Daney, who was evidently eating a small child who strangely resembled Jonathan Lipniki; well if Jonny was cooked, anyway.
Meanwhile, still at the Moff-Shack, Scott had a premonition.
"My spidey senses are tingling!" yelled Scott.
"That means you're finnaly gonna jizz!" Bob yelled.
"No! It's telling me to go to Zsa Zsa's house!" Scott yelled, louder.
"Why in hell would you want to go to that fat whore's house?"Bob yelled.
"Pipe down in there!" yelled Frank.
Everything seemed strange to Scott. Why could Bob, his younger brother jizz and he couldn't. Why was everyone telling him he smelled bad, when he liked his odiferous musk? Why, why, why Delilah?
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