Daney awoke on the bathroom floor. She was in her monsterous bra and panties set and ther was alot of white stuff stuff which she thought was lotion all over her hairy gut. She heard a groan from the other side of the bathroom. It was Zsa Zsa.
"Oooooohhhhh!" she moaned "What happened?"
"We were soooooo drunk" replied Daney. They got up and dressed themselves in their horrible Value Village attire and headed downstairs. Scott and Bob burst out of the closet.
"What are you doing?!?!?" ranted Scott at Dave, who was sitting on Zsa Zsa's couch, relaxing after his little episode with Daney.
"What do you mean?" he asked, fondling Clint's genitalia under a blanket.
"Coming to visit my girlfriend's best friend! I know you're after her!" Bob rolled his eyes. He wanted to go home and fondle his own genitalia. Or possibly have Six fondle it.
Daney was turned on by Scott's domineering attitude. She looked at his saggy man-breasts flapping while he waved his arms in the air, she felt her VD trap beginning to foam.
"Scott" Daney said, putting her arms asround him. "They came over because we asked them to"
"Oh." said Scott, feeling like the idiot he was.
"Well... get out!" Scott said, pointing Clint and Dave towards the door.
"I'll just be leaving too" said Bob, heading towards the door.
"Oh Bobby! Don't be silly!" exclaimed Zsa Zsa pulling Bob back in the house. Bob tried to struggle out of her manly grip, but it was no use.
"What time is it?" asked Scott.
"9pm" Daney replied.
"Already? It's past our bedtime!"
"We better go to sleep then!" said Daney.
Zsa Zsa dragged Bob upstairs, Bob struggling and praying for his life all the way up.
Scott and Daney settled on the couch, which, by the way, was way too small for Daney's mind-boggling weight, but Scott didn't care. As soon as they lay down on the couch the legs collapsed.
"Whoops!" said Daney. But that turned Scott on.
"Oh Daney!" he moaned. "I have to tell you a secret. I've been longing to tell you for a long time, but..."
"Oh Scott! Tell me!"
"Daney...I.... think you stink!"
"Oh Scott! I think you stink too!"
Daney and Scott began to make out. Scott could feel his miniscule penis becoming erect.
"Oh Barbra Streisand mmmmm." moaned Scott.
"What?" said Daney.
"I mean... oh Daney mmmmmm."
"Oh ok!"
Scott slipped his pee stained G-string off. Daney moaned and slipped her panties off. Scott held them in the air. They were full of period stains and holes. They were also the size of a parachute. Thst just turned Scott on even more. It was time. Scott began to slip his small pimply penis into Daney's VD trap.
"Ow!" he screamed as he felt a sharp pain in his teeny weenie.
"What?" Daney cried.
"Something bit me!"
Daney rammed her fist into her VD trap.
"Down boy! Down!" she yelled at her VD trap. It grwled and hissed, but slowly subsided.
"There" she said lying back down on the couch. Scott wanted Daney, but now that he had been bitten by her VD trap, he wasn't so sure he wanted to do this anymore. But he did. Daney's biggest wish was fulfilled.
Back in Zsa Zsa's room, Bob was trying to escape. He had pried the window half open, when Zsa Zsa grabbed his un-Moffatt-like muscular leg and pulled him back in.
"Oh Bob! Stop trying to be kinky!" she cried.
"I'm not! Help! Heeeeeeelllllllp!" he screamed in horror as Zsa Zsa removed her shirt causing all her fat rolls to balloon out all over the place. One of her rolls hit him in the face and then everything went black for Bob.