Back in Nashville, Zsa Zsa and Andrew had just finished their date.
"My love, when will I see you again?" Zsa Zsa asked.
"Um.... go to the STD awareness dance with me"
"Oh Andrew!" she cried, jumping on his skinny, hairless body.
"Zsa Zsa! Argh! I have to go!"
"OK!" she said, getting out of the car and running into her house where Daney was eating out of the fridge.
"How was your date?" she asked as she shoved a jelly donut in her mouth, the jelly dripping down her fat chin.
"Andrew is a dreamboat, but.... I still love Bob!" she cried and fell to the ground, sobbing.
"Here, eat this, it will make you feel better." said Daney, handing Zsa Zsa a can of sardines. "Bob is my little sardine!"
Then, the phone rang. Zsa Zsa answered
"sniff. Hello?"
"Um um uhhhh" the voice said and then it hung up.
Back in Spain, Clint cradled the phone.
"Oh my sweet dear Zsa Zsa, why hast thou forsaken me?"
"It's alright!" Dave told him, patting his back "she'll love you soon"
Dave had his own fantasies about Daney, but he had called her house and she wasn't home.
The next day in Nashville, Daney and Zsa Zsa invited Winter and Blue-Jay over to play Parcheesi.
"What?!?" screamed Daney in horror "There is no cheese to eat in this game?"
"No cheese? Nooooooo!!" moaned Zsa Zsa.
Winter and Blue-Jay were beginning to feel scared. Daney had framed pictures of hams and other fatty foods on her walls. Daney blubbered downstairs and cleaned out the Dairy compartment.
"That's better" said Zsa Zsa taking a huge bite out of some Monterey Jack.
"Uhhhh...we have to go now!" said Winter
"Yeah, uh, we have to run some errands" Blue-Jay followed.
**
"You fat bastard!" Katee yelled, picking up the ugly bass ans hurling it at Lou, with precise accuracy, might I add.
"We are NOT playing that dance!" said Monroe.
"STD awareness is a good cause!" stenched Lou Pearlman, The Screaming Wenis's manager- unfortunatley "you have no choice"
"Lou, when we got our equipment back, there was jizz all over my guitar, and it smelled like B.O. and someone wrote 'Daney' all over it!" screamed Vanessa.
"Well, you're doing it!" yelled Lou.
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