Blue-Jay and Winter were the most tolerant people on the planet. Infact, through the school, they had been assigned to be Daney and Zsa Zsa's 'friends' through the 'Peer Support' group. OK...so they lost the draw. Same thing, right? But they still were pissed. One time, Daney came over to Blue-Jay's house, and tried to eat her little sister, Chickadee. And Zsa Zsa followed Winter home once, and ate everything in her hoiuse, including the phone shaped like a banana! Amd they both tried to give Winter and Blue-Jay CD's by The Moffatts. But they totally preferred the Screaming Wenis. They rock, man!
"So, how WAS your date with Andy-Wandy" Six asked Zsa Zsa.
"Everything I wanted and MORE!" sighed Zsa Zsa.
"Andrew told me he's madly in love with you. He says it will only be a matter of time before he lays you." Six said, making it up as she went.
"Lays? That's my favorite chips! Wow! Andrew sure knows how to please me!" Zsa Zsa said, thinking of food. But she always had food, Andrew, and Bob on her mind. She was a multi-tasker, or atleast she thought so.
"I can't believe we'll be playing that shithole STD awareness dance! We don't even have STDs!" Vanessa said to Katee as they packed their bags to fly to Nashville.
"I know! The only people we know with VD is Daney, Zsa Zsa, Scott, Andrew, Lou and Christina Aguilera!" Katee said, changing the batteries in her walkman.
"I just damn hope we get our own instruments for the gig! I hate this jizz trap they call a guitar! Furthermore, I hate Daney!" Vanessa said.
"I can't wait to see Six again! She's such a good friend to us!" Katee said.
"Goodbye, beautiful drum kit!" Bob said as the crew packed up The Screaming Wenis's instruments. He was honoured to have touched them. They were going back home early, because they were too stinky to stay in Spain. The Spanish Authorities only let them in because they liked Bob. 25% of The Moffatts. Oh well 1/4 is better than nothing. Right?
"I missed Daney sooooo much!" Scott said.
"We weren't gone THAT long!" Dave yelled at Scott. Why must Scott forsake him that way?
"Six should be happy to see us!" Bob said, "Well, maybe just me, but...y'know..." Bob trailed off. He was thinking of all the boom boom he'd get when he got back.
"Bob! Are you drooling?" Frank yelled as he came in, in his underwear.
"Yes! But not over you!" Bob said, wiping his chin.
"Yeah right, you know you want me!" Frank said as he as he left the room again.
"Frank is soooo sexy!" Scott said
"Scott. Frank is your biological father!" Bob said, disbelieving his ears.
"Details, details!" Scott shook his finger at Bob, much like an old lady would do at small children.
"Fuck you, Scott! I was adopted, I swear!" Bob yelled, storming out the door.
'I got the only smart genes in this whole family!' Bob thought to himself as he shoved his fake ID to the bouncer at the hotel's bar.