I was bored as usual so I signed on to check my mail and possibly chat with a few of my friends. I almost fell out of my chair when a message from HOT_JEN_ANISTON came on my screen. I opened it skeptically, not knowing what to expect.

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: HEY

Puff_Greenie: HOW'D U GET MY SN?

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: CHECKED ZAC'S MAIL

Puff_Greenie: WHY R U STALKING ME?

HOT_JEN_ANISTON:I'M NOT. I'M KEEPING YOU IN CHECK. THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE HERE.

Puff_Greenie: I'M SORRY BUT UR SLUTTY LITTLE GF ISN'T MUCH TO LOSE

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: SHE'S NOT A SLUT.

Puff_Greenie: SHE HAS TO BE, SHE SCREWS U EVRY NIGHT

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: FUNNY

Puff_Greenie: WELL, U KNOW.. I TRY :D

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: SHUT UP BITCH

Puff_Greenie: DO I HAVE TO PUT U ON IGNORE?

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: NO

Puff_Greenie: THEN SHUT UP!

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: FINE

Puff_Greenie: SO WHAT DO U WANT?

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: NOTHING

Puff_Greenie: THEN WHY'D U IM ME?

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: I NEED A REASON?

Puff_Greenie: YES

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: WHY?

Puff_Greenie: BECAUSE U RN'T A FRIEND OF MINE

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: SO?

Puff_Greenie: WELL I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO U THEN

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: YOU'RE WEIRD

Puff_Greenie: THANX

HOT_JEN_ANISTON: WHATEVER, I HAVE TO GO.

And then he left. I blocked his screen name, not wanting to talk to him when it could be avoided. I checked my mail box which was empty so I signed off.


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