Posted by ros [ros] on April 09, 1999 at 12:08:14 {qzNMJDwJ.2APLKlRwd1.7/SY5I9NtE}:
In Reply to: Something light for a change posted by The Liberal Elder on April 09, 1999 at 09:59:58:
Thanks, LE. :D)))
Remember Rodney Dangerfield standup routines? He always played himself as the guy with ultra-ultra low self-esteem, and peppered his talks with "I get no respect" between all the scenarios. In one skit, he said:
"I get no respect. ... One day I was home alone -- so what's new? -- and the doorbell rings. I go to the door and open it, and there stand two Jehovah's Witnesses. I looked at them and they looked at me. Then looked at each other, and said: "We're not interested." "
A weather announcer in North Dakota really said this one winter:
"This blizzard has blown in 3 feet of snow since yesterday, and its still blowing. The windchill factor has the temperature -30 deg. Its so bad that Jehovah's Witnesses are saying if people want their magazines they'll have to come and get them."