Posted by Hi JJ. Jaypeeto :) [Jaypeeto] on March 29, 1999 at 13:30:42 {Hq/lZhRVmk4e2PU5vPGkMWt/CPYT8orz2}:
In Reply to: Something Creepy Happened posted by jimmyjames on March 28, 1999 at 23:45:40:
Go into your kitchen and get a beer.
Check your dining table and make sure all
the chairs around it are pushed in.
Turn around, open the fridge, and get your beer.
This should take under two-and-a-half seconds.
Then, turn
back around.
If all the chairs are stacked in a pyramid
on TOP of the table, promptly DROP THE BEER,
run like a mad dog out that kitchen,
pick up that "memorial" invite,
take it outside,
and burn it.
;-) JAYPEETO
(and by the way, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, for real!! )