"Your mumma" jokes
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Your mumma is so big, that when she falls out of bed, she falls on both sides.
Your mumma is so stupid, that she has no feet, and complains that her shoes are too tight.
Your mumma is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
Your mumma is like Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop!
Your mumma is so dumb, that she jumped from an aeroplane and missed the earth!
Your mumma is so dumb, that sits on the television and watches the couch!
Your mumma is so dumb, that she bought a $1,000,000,000 helicopter just to fly to her next door neightbours house!
Your mumma is so old, that Jesus signed her high school yearbook.
Your mumma is so fat, that after sex I rolled over twice, and I was still on top of her!
Your mumma is so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to everybody.
Your mumma is so fat, that when she drives, she needs a car to follow behind her and say "WIDE LOAD"
Your mumma so big, that she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller!
Your mumma is so big, that she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck!
Your mumma is so dumb, that she stole a free cookie!
Your mumma is so fat, that she makes sumo wrestlers look anarexic!
Your mumma is so fat, that the last time she seen 90210, was on the scales!
Your mumma is so big, she has her own zip code.
Your mumma is so big, that she's on both sides of the family.
Your mumma is so big, that she uses the freeway as a Slip 'n' Slide.
Your mumma is so big, that when she wears a yellow coat, she looks like a school bus.
Your mumma is so big, that you need a street directory to find her asshole!
Your mumma is so big, that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Your mumma is so old, that the milk in her breasts has expired.
Your mumma is so dumb, that she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
Your mumma is so dumb, that she got locked up in a bathroom and pissed her pants.
Your mumma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Your mumma is like McDonalds, always serving millions.
Your mumma is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
Your mumma is like the Energizer bunny, keeps on going and going and going.
Your mumma is so big, that when she was a kid, she could only play seek.
Your mumma's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Your mumma is so big, that she had to go to Sea World to get baptised!
Your mumma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she literally DOES sit around the house.
Your mumma is so big, that when she jumps in to the pool, the water jumps out.
Your mumma is so fat, that the only pictures you have of her, are sattellite pictures!
Your mumma is so fat, that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors!
Your mumma is so fat, that she fell in love and broke it.
Your mumma is so fat, that she got hit by a car, and the car sued for body damages.
Your mumma is so fat, then when she turned around, they threw a welcome back party!
Your mumma is so fat, that it takes two trains and a bus to get to her good side,
Your mumma is so fat, that she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Your mumma is so fat, that I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Your mumma is so big, that she sat on the beach, and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your mumma is so big, that when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your mumma is so big,  that she wakes up in sections!
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