| Now here's my policy on privacy: |
This is a private site, and do you know why it is private? Because it has a privacy policy! Privacy is an important policy on a site and if you don't enforce it, then it might not be a private website anymore, and you will get too many visitors. And that's a bad thing isn't it? So to prevent this from happening, i've made a privacy policy on my website, and these are the rules: 1.Keep this site private, and don't tell anyone about it unless I give you permission to. 2. Don't make the site un-private by telling anyone about it. 3. Privacy is very valued at this website, so don't spoil it by making this website popular. 4. If this website is popular, more people will come, therefore ruining the privacy policy and the privacy. 5. How would you like it if you're website became so popular, that there would be no privacy? You wouldn't like it would you? Well either would I! So don't spoil the privacy around here. 6. If you're website doesn't already have a privacy policy on it, then I strongly urge you to make one, or else i'll kick you off my site immediately! (not really) 7. And if you're site is already popular, then make everyone go away so that it will be a private site just like mine, and then you can have a privacy policy just like me! And you want that don't you? 8. Can't you just feel the privacy around here? WELL KEEP IT THAT WAY! 9. If I ever find out that you were the one to ruin the privacy on my website, then I will hunt you down until I find you, and then kill you. 10. If someone ruins the privacy on your site, then I couldn't give a ****, because that's your responsibility. (this isn't really a rule, it's just an insult) 11. And the most important rule of all is: All of the above rules. Every one of those rules, is important as the next! If you fail to follow these rules, then I will ban you from this site FOREVER!!! (not literally) If you come to site while you are banned, then I will sue you for all you've got and I shall be satisfied. Got it? Good! Thank you for reading this and have a good day! PS. Ignore this privacy policy, and tell all of your friends about this site. Please, i'm begging you.... PPS. I don't even know what a privacy policy is. If I did, then i'd write a proper one! :( If you have any reasons why I should care about the privacy policy, send an e-mail to me at [email protected] . But make sure they are good reasons! |
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