Knock Knock jokes
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Crock and Dial
Crock and dial who?
Crock and dial dundee.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cattle
Cattle who?
Cattle purr if you stroke it.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grub
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and lets go!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lily
Lily who?
Lily livered varmint!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron
Ron who?
Ron answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That's right!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open the door, it's dangerous!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach
Bach who?
Bach to work today!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neil
Neil who?
Neil before the king!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major
Major who?
Major answer the door didn't I?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan and Della
Stan and Della who?
Stan and Dellaver.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Walter
Walter who?
Walter wall.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fig
Fig who?
Figs the step, it's broken.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spock
Spock who?
Spocken like a true gentlemen.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie
Elsie who?
Elsie you in court!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khomeini
Khomeini who?
Khomeini time you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beef
Beef who?
Beef fair and open the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake in the oven.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thistle
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry, it was just a joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nanny
Nanny who?
Nanny people are waiting to come in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Onya
Onya who?
Onya marks, get set, go!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kiki
Kiki who?
Kiki's stuck in the lock, let me in.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive to regret it.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vault
Vault who?
Vaultsing Matilda.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Delta
Delta who?
Delta great hand of cards!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Danielle
Danielle who?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the 1st time!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Underwear
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malt
Malt who?
Maltesers the girls terribly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Flea
Flea who?
Flea blind mice		 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seymour
Seymour who?
Seymour from the top window.		 Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent see without my glasses.
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