These jokes are about American President:
No.1
What is a Bush supporter?
What the president wears under his swimming trunks.
No.2
Why will they bury George Bush face down?
So he can see where he is going.
No.3
What happens when you cross James Dean with George Bush?
You get a rebel without a clue.
No.4
Since George Bush served only one term,
how the hell did he get his
wife's picture on the one dollar bill?
No.5
What does Barbara Bush do with all of her old clothes?
She wears them.
No.6
Why is Dolly Parton jealous of Washington D.C.?
It has two of the biggest boobs in the world -
Bush & Quayle
No.7
How can you tell that George Bush is the "Nutrition President"?
He got his wife's picture on the Quaker Oats box.
No.8
What does Sinead O'Connor do after she combs her hair?
Hey, wait a minute. Is this another Bush joke?
No.9
Suggested graffiti for rest room walls: If you voted for
George Bush,
you can't shit here...your asshole is in Washington
No.10
Hear about the George Bush special at KFC?
A bucket full of right wings.
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