These are jokes about blondes:
No.1
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept
throwing out the W's.
No.2
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she
wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
No.3
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2
hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
No.4
Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8
cups of water in the little packet.
No.5
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write 'Please turn over' on both
sides of a piece of paper.
No.6
Why was
the blonde two hours late getting home?
The escalator got stuck.
No.7
How can
you tell when a blonde has used your computer?
There's "White-Out" all
over the screen.
No.8
How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a
pack of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical
order.
No.9
Why did the blonde stay up all night studying?
She had a urine
test the next day.
No.10
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Because
she got an F in sex.
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