NOVEMBER 30TH, 2004

A new rebuild of The Lesbian Lunch and a new diary for the editor. Whoohoo!! I can't get myself to name this something like BLOG OF THE EDITOR because, well, that would be just too "new age" or something for him so therefore, we call it a diary!!

For those of you who have noticed, I, your loving and sometimes heavily medicated editor, haven't been keeping this site up to date either with new issues or with any diary entries in like forever. And for this, I say, I'm sorry. But as you can tell, I've started doing some work on the ole site. One thing is, I started a whole new diary page!! Whhooooohooo!!! I even seperated the entries into old and new sections(those of you finding this diary by searching for LESBIAN DIARIES, well, you guys can go here and check out all the goodness which was Lesbian Lunch way back when in 1952!! Haha!! I know it hasn't been that long but hey, it's been pretty damn close!!!) For you guys who keep coming back here to read up on the editor and noted that the Diary front page changed, then welcome back to my world. There hasn't been any changes on the editoral staff of The Lesbian Lunch though. We're still the same bunch of nimrods who thought up the first site(actually, it's just one guy but hey, he's a very big guy so!! *GRIN*) So what's in store in the newly redesigned Lesbian Lunch? Well!!!!

-New material!!! Well actually, we'll still be using the same material but only, we'll make it seem new by replacing the names with new names! Won't that be fun?

-New features!!! Thinking about adding a bulletin board so you, the readers can interact with each other, in naughty, naughty ways and the editor can sit back and well, let you guys have your fun!!!! Other ideas: A chat for some real time fun(aka read about the bulletin board), an online store so you can buy Lesbian Lunch t-shirts and stuff and of course, an online massage parlor!!!! Whooohoooo!!!!

-A comic strip??? Why the hell not!! IF I feel like, I may add a comic strip to this site. Not sure what kind or when but soon, hopefully soon. Won't that be fun? It wouldn't?? Kiss off!!!

-More interviews with real people. Well, okay, not really, maybe, not sure. Maybe we'll just steal them from more reputable news organization(such as the National Enquirer or something!!!) If I can find some real people to interview, I might. Anyone wanting to be interviewed for this feature, just send an email to me and well, we'll see. The kinds of questions to be asked are simple: HI. HOW ARE YOU? The hard hitting kind!!!!!

Anyways, we'll still be about truth, honor and making a fast buck to get the editor some drugs. Right now, he's out. *CRYING* And therefore, he's making sense but he'll be back to his nonsense ways for the next entry. Thanks for reading this far and please come back often.

JANUARY 14TH, 2005

Happy New Years 2005!!! It's been awhile but the Editor decided to add a new section and in the process, well, ended up redesigning the front page. Check out the roll overs on the buttons(if you're like the Editor and are on dialup, well, they may take awhile to load!! Stupid dial up!!!) The new section? A thing called Editoral!! Whooooooo!! Ain't that exciting??? It isn't??? Kiss off!! Anyways, I, your humble editor, will try to add more stuff to this site and update more often than I have been. Hope you enjoy the expansion!!! Until next time, I am outta here!!!