The battle has begun,  lots of aerial dog fights between space craft, too bad we had to cut all that stuff out, except for the scene we used for the poster above, and uhm, that scene, not in any of the following panels. We're sorry, we're such tease.  We were going to call this episode "Revenge of the Tits" but damnit, if our lawyers and some dudes from the National Association for Family Values didn't almost die from heartattacks when they heard that title, so we just went the easy road, smoked some weed and totally forgot the title or the premise.  Hope you enjoy, if you don't....why don't you go *CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION*
Hope you enjoy the larger than usual strip panels. Our copy guy really sucks at formating stuff.

 
 
EPISODE IV: A NEW DOPE IS HERE!!!!
Another episode done and of course, another disclaimer. First off, we were told we needed to put in a public service announcement, something like, KIDS, DON'T DO SCHOOL AND STAY IN DRUGS, but our lawyers say to reverse that or something and that just doesn't sound right, so kids, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, YOU'LL STILL END UP MAKING CRAPPY COMIC STRIPS ON THE INTERNET EVEN IF YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, SO SKIP THE MIDDLE MAN AND GO STRAIGHT TO RUIN!!!!
Second off, George W. Bush doesn't do cocaine, especially snorting off the toilet.  That's just wrong and we're sorry.  He actually snorts it from the kitchen sink.  The Supreme Court justices do however snort it from the toilet seat or off the belly of a young Arabic boy named Hiney or something. How do we know this to be true? Cause the National Enquirer says its true!! Right now our lawyers are running towards us with a knife, so we'll stop and say, good night, and so long, till next we meet. This has been Disclaimer!!
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