The battle has begun, lots of aerial dog fights between
space craft, too bad we had to cut all that stuff out, except for the scene
we used for the poster above, and uhm, that scene, not in any of the following
panels. We're sorry, we're such tease. We were going to call this
episode "Revenge of the Tits" but damnit, if our lawyers and some dudes
from the National Association for Family Values didn't almost die from
heartattacks when they heard that title, so we just went the easy road,
smoked some weed and totally forgot the title or the premise. Hope
you enjoy, if you don't....why don't you go *CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION*
Hope you enjoy the larger than usual strip panels. Our copy
guy really sucks at formating stuff.
EPISODE
IV: A NEW DOPE IS HERE!!!!
Another episode done and of course, another disclaimer. First
off, we were told we needed to put in a public service announcement, something
like, KIDS, DON'T DO SCHOOL AND STAY IN DRUGS, but our lawyers say to reverse
that or something and that just doesn't sound right, so kids, PLAY VIDEO
GAMES AND DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, YOU'LL STILL END UP MAKING CRAPPY COMIC STRIPS
ON THE INTERNET EVEN IF YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, SO SKIP THE MIDDLE MAN AND
GO STRAIGHT TO RUIN!!!!
Second off, George W. Bush doesn't do cocaine, especially
snorting off the toilet. That's just wrong and we're sorry.
He actually snorts it from the kitchen sink. The Supreme Court justices
do however snort it from the toilet seat or off the belly of a young Arabic
boy named Hiney or something. How do we know this to be true? Cause the
National Enquirer says its true!! Right now our lawyers are running towards
us with a knife, so we'll stop and say, good night, and so long, till next
we meet. This has been Disclaimer!!