A new dawn on...by the way, what planet are WE on??  Anyways, in this episode, episode four in case you didn't know, we find ourselves with the same crappy drawings and this time, no plot, just like a real Hollywood movie. Makes you want to run out and buy the uncut, unrated version right($19.95 at all fine truck stops and massage parlor!!!)? We actually went to Hollywood and said, "Hollywood?" and they said, "Yes?"  and then we said something about making us the best damn porno they knew how. Hollywood kicked us out of their mansion. We were sad.

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      EPISODE V : THE UMPIRE STRIKES BACK, COMING SOON! DISCLAIMER NUMERO FOUR We the undersign, for to, and for with and to with, and all that jazz, do solemnly swear that we, the publisher, the cartoonist and the oversexed lesbian who shall forever now be known as 'Exhibit A' (except the cartoonist, who has always wanted to be known as Deep Trout for some strange and wonderous reason). The second part of the first part is now known as the last part unless in case in which case it is the first part, then it shall be moved in statue and forthwith and forever be known as the first part, except in the case where a second and/or third part exist, then it shall be null and void and all warrantys, either expressed or otherwise be known, shall be forever nulled and voided. We realize nobody actually reads the disclaimer, so we just took some of the speak out of the contract that the lesbian editor made us sign when we joined up with the Lesbian Lunch. Thank you and have a better tommorrow!