A new episode, same crappy drawings. The Trade Federation has
set up blockades in the Neutral zone and...oh wait, wrong story line to
a different strip. Oops. There's no Trade Federation nor a Neutral
Zone in Episode II, Blow Wars. Hell, for that matter there isn't a war
nor any blow. There might be a titty shot but not in this episode,
maybe next one(IF the cartoonists can learn how to draw boobies that don't
look like popped balloons!!!). Till then, read Episode II.
What?
Whatcha waiting for? Oh yeah the theme song. Sorry.
DaDumDaDeeeeedumdumdeeeedum!!!
(No expense has been spared in the creation of this strip!)
EPISODE
III IS HERE!!!!
Every page needs a disclaimer and so does this one. Our lawyers
are again, making us write one, each time different, no cut and paste for
this site. No way. Our lawyers said each disclaimer must be individually
tailored for each and every page. So here we go. No chickens were
molested in the creation of this page(well, none that could prove it anyways).
No underaged drinking was allowed during the publication work of this site(the
publication work was done in a small country where the drinking age is
2. Therefore, we broke no underage drinking laws allowing the three year
old who does the text and script a bottle of fine hooch we got from our
bathtub). Also, we'd like to disclaim that no, we don't think George Lucas
gets the Lesbian Lunch nor the strips Bong Wars cause if he did, I believe
the entire production team would be shot dead. We also disclaim that
if he does know about said site and strip, we add, "Please don't kill us
Mr. Lucas!! We love all your movies, even the crappy ones!!"
And so ends another disclaimer. Please be kind, and rewind.
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