It all began in a galaxy, far, far away...no, not really, it
just sorta began about two blocks down the street and uh, probably was
like five minutes ago. The person responsible for Lesbian Lunch got inspired
after getting back from a movie. That movie was of course, Monster-in-Law.
Jane Fonda has an effect on him. The doctors think there might be a cure.
No,no, not really. The movie was of course...GONE WITH THE WIND!
There's no special effects. There's no movie either. Just
a comic strip drawn and bastardized by one George Mucas. Haha. No, not
really. Though, wouldn't that be cool? So uh, back to whatever. If
this was a movie, this text would be scrolling by, with like cool music
sorta like Star Wars and of course, afterwards Mr. Lucas would be suing
us for copyright infringement and there'd be lawyers with light sabers
and stuff. So what do we do? We hide in our closet, crying, praying
that Mr. Lucas, if he should some day find this, will laugh and go, "Silly
mortals!" and will not hurt us. We fear Mr. Lucas!
So anyways, we hope you enjoy the first episode. Second episode
should be done after the writer's medications kick in and the artist's
second ex - wife stops by with the booze. He loves the booze!!!
Click
here for Episode II: Blow War
Our lawyers told us we needed to put this
disclaimer in. No actual weed was used in the creation of this strip. No
hookers were actually hired to give the artists(all above the age of 12
but not much above the age of 13--mentally of course!)) back massages.
George Lucas and his gang of rabid lawyers were also not notified that
the words "Attack of Gigantic Emperial Penises" would be appearing in this
disclaimer. Who even knew he owned the rights to that? Anyways, no one
reads these disclaimers so it's all good and we can go about our sick and
sad lives. Of course, we need spankings and if you want to spank us, call
us, we'll do lunch. All rights reserved and anything you find offensive,
please call your mother, she misses hearing your voice. Until
next time....
