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Take your pick. Which one are you?
5
Then,
match your pick with the
corresponding descriptions
below.
Ahhh, I'm bored. Nobody to talk to. Look at 'em. They're having loads of fun. *sigh* Aren't they scared to be out in the open?
It's so stuffy in here! Uggh, the fan's busted. Gggrrr! Is this what they call livable quarters?!*?
1
1- You're tired of monologues inside
the closet;
2 - You're highly skilled, but you're getting agitated 'cause you're hiding it;
3 - You're turning into a cheap flirt and nobody
can see what a
fabulous flirt you are;
4 - You want to meet
other girls, but your inner homophobia is letting you stay inside;
5 - You're finally beginning to see the poor conditions inside your hiding place;
6 - You're such a hopeless romantic, but love letters are now passe;
7 - You only get to show off only tidbits of yourself that you're a frustrated
mannequin living in a window display;
8 - You're mighty generous and loving, but roses wilt when they aren't exposed to sunlight.
6
Just one more piece, then I can see better from here. Arggh, this saw's rusty!@#$%
2
Hey, dykey...
could you please give this letter to that gorgeous femme beside you? No, not you! Her! Puh-leez? She's your girl? Ooops...
7
3
Oy, do you
like my Nine West or the rest of my legs? Teehee! Wait till you
see my new
jeans!
Hi, cutie. You new? Wanna join me in here? What? Oh! I've been in here for ages! (Rats, that girl's walkin' away!#$@#!! ) Hey, come back here!
8
Pssst, errr, "Hi, there!" Do you like girls, too?Huh? Am I...that "L" word? Duuhh, sort of. Wait, wait...hey...
(she's gone) Darn!
4
C'mon, I don't have all day, girl. Please take this....
your fav'rite roses. They smell like kulob? What do you expect?
- If you picked just one (1), you probably can still tolerate staying in the closet.
- If you picked two (2), you're dilly- dallying; perhaps hybernating, ready for metamorphosis;
* BUT! If you picked more than three (3), then
it's high time you realized that ....
"At the count of 'three', the first one who gets to CLIC's door will kiss the lady o' the house! I heard she's available! "
"By all means, go ahead! I heard she can whip
a storm! LOLOL."
"Hey, Nicole...wait up! I'm the one who gave
you the flowers, remember???
Remember? Last
year? Huh? They smelled like kulob? You what? Washed it with Tide? Huh?
"Errr, excuse me...psst, lady...that book's
reserved for me. It's not CLIC's? Whose is it then? Oh, the convent's?"
"Hey, you guys! Hurry! You'll be late for the video showing! By the way, did we invite Margie Holmes for the viewing? I need a psychological explanation to lots of oral fixations.".
"Hi, ladies! Sorry if I took some time to get out, but I finally did. Whew!
Yes, I can be interviewed on national TV, thank you."
Oh yeah, in less than a week, this is
what your old hiding place will look like.
Now that you're out, you'll be relieved;
that's for sure!
