| Title: THE TEST
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live
if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get
ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went
separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought
ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him.
"You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any
expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first
apple went in. But on the second one he winced out in pain,
so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When
the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met
in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you
almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I
couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." |